• Say hello to the cutest kitten of the week: RotoKitty. [CNN]
• Tom Cruise built a special room in his new house so he could "fence" with David Beckham and Will Smith. Mm hmm. [ICYDK]
• Nobody cares about Jamie Lynn's new baby. [DListed]
• Uncle Jesse will finally get his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Also on the list: Cameron Diaz and Tinkerbell. It was a slow year. [INO]
• Poor Tony Parker. [PS]
Eva Longoria, who has done a respectable job of attempting to stay out of the spotlight lately, finally decided she needed attention. So, naturally, she threw on a loose-fitting dress and placed objects in front of her stomach while parading in front of the Manhattan paparazzi in order to fuel pregnancy rumors. Well, it was nice while it lasted.
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The CFDA Fashion Awards, held last night at the New York Public Library, honored excellence in fashion design but also served as a venue for Victoria Beckham to crash as many photo opportunities as possible.
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Eva Longoria's recent stint on Pop Fiction, in which she poked fun at everyone who said her marriage to Tony Parker was on the rocks, seems to be backfiring. Either she removed the tattoo of her wedding date from the inside of her wrist because she and Tony are seconds from Splitsville, or she actually enjoys making the paparazzi and general public doubt the state of her marriage.
We're betting Tony has had enough of that laugh.
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Forbes released a list of Hollywood's most influential couples — and we have some issues with it.
Who shouldn't be on the list: Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Seriously? The only thing that couple influences is our desire to vomit. And then there's Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz, who we thought broke up three years ago.
Who should be on the list: Britney Spears and frappuccinos. If those two don't go the distance, there's no hope for any of us.
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We thought that maybe Eva Longoria just had a lapse of judgment when she decided to star in Over Her Dead Body, which premiered last night in LA. But apparently she's continuing to make bad decisions, like voicing her plans on haunting hubby Tony Parker after she dies:
I would sabotage every relationship he is in. I would not let him move on, I’d just lay in bed and watch him.
He’s not doing anything without me. I’d be like, 'If I’m going to the afterlife, you’re coming with me.'
Listen, just because you're Eva Longoria doesn't mean you can spew the crazy and not creep everyone out.
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• Artiste! (Fast forward to 2'25".) [DListed]
• Shocking headlines to shock you into 2008. [PS]
• "Tara Reid’s Hotness Comeback Continues…" It can't come back if it was never here. [HT]
• All of them are overpaid, but who's overpaid the most? [ICYDK]
• Hilary Swank can be seen holding a lion cub here. [INO]
• TMI, French model! [Yeeeah]
• "No man can fight time. Not even Rocky." [CityRag]
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker were wed on Saturday in a Parisian church service, the celebratory follow-up to the civil ceremony the couple already completed. Guests included Longoria's Desperate Housewive's costars Felicity Huffman, Teri Hatcher and Nicollette Sheridan. AC Slater was also in attendance, and he said he found France to be "bitchin'," before shoving Screech into the Arc de Triomphe. The busty one in the frosted lipstick? That's Parker's mom. France is delightful.
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker's wedding reception, to be held in Paris today, will reportedly include a $30,000 cake for the guests to feast on. Asked if he felt $30,000 was too much to spend on a cake, a homeless man screamed, "What!" then cried and cried.
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Eva Longoria and Tony Parker made it official in Paris today. They were wed in a civil ceremony officiated by the city's mayor. In a sacreligious but rational move, French law requires couples to marry before city hall even if they plan on also exchanging vows before God. Tomorrow the couple will throw a now unnecessary and lavish wedding in anticipation of being paid $2 million for the photographs the event shall yield. Along with that check, the already wealthy Mr and Mrs Tony Parker should also expect tomorrow's affair to amass close to two million whispered "Why the fuck did we get them a gift?"s.
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OK! magazine bested People in a bidding war for the rights to Eva Longoria's wedding pictures. According to this morning's Page Six report, OK! is spending upwards of $2 million for the photos.
It was a surprising - and costly - end to the battle for the privilege to snap the nuptials, which the "Desperate Housewives" hottie and her San Antonio Spur fiancé plan to hold in a romantic castle in Paris.
"People editors broke the story of their wedding and were working hard with Eva's reps [to secure the picture rights]," said a source close to the talks. "They were upset about losing the photos."
Other sources suggested that previous coverage in People of the couple's rumored breakup, including a photo of Parker with another woman in New York, may have influenced the result.
But a well-placed source said that had nothing to do with it, that "it was [entirely] a matter of money, straight up to the final negotiation." Another insider said, "Everyone wanted the photos . . . but everyone knows OK! will pay [a lot]."
Eva Longoria, whose celebrity status apparently affords her the right to steal some of the spotlight from fiance Tony Parker's teammates, is being warned by "pals" to not go through with her wedding. Page Six reports:
"[Parker] is just not gracious," one of them said. "He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don't have a good feeling about him."
Women's lib kinda nullifies the "ordering before her" argument, but the way a person treats waiters is hugely important to notice when judging their character. And considering that Parker is French, his rudeness—if it exists—is amplified by at least five times. They're both condescending, but "garçon" is far worse than "boy."
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Slater's favorite "momma" Eva Longoria has instituted a "sex ban" on fiance Tony Parker until the couple's nuptials following the NBA playoffs.
Eva implemented the ban to help basketball star Tony reach the NBA play-offs with the San Antonio Spurs.
She told US chat show host Jimmy Kimmel: "Luckily, we're getting married after the play-offs and then we need to consummate the marriage. I scheduled it that way."
The sex ban seems to be helping Tony's performance on the court - his team beat the Phoenix Suns on Sunday. Eva, 32, also dismissed rumours the couple chose to marry in Paris on July 7 because it is considered to be a lucky date. She said: "We picked that date because it's the only weekend we're both off."
Abstaining from sex before sporting events as a means of improving performance is probably one of the hugest myths surrounding athletics. If Eva were to read more she'd probably realize she was being less "supportive" and more "cold." She's going to have a desperate husband pretty soon.
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• Britney giggles like the schoolgirl we all wish she still (or ever) was. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Eva Longoria successfully parlays recent time apart into marriage proposal. Well Played. [DListed]
• OMG! OMG! Can't you like NOT WAIT to see th Angelina Jolie Vogue Cover?!?? What? You don't care. Me neither. [JustJared]
• 50 Cent is about to learn that you do not mess with the Oprah. [Us]
• Jessica Simpson is so thrilled to be on the set of her new movie! [Yeeeah]
• I'm probably a bad person for wanting Cameron's shoes. [FabSugar]
• Reese Witherspoon has decided to live her life outside of the confines of modern society so everyone around her must too. [A Socialite's Life]
• Jason Alexander (the not-famous one) will not let go of his "relationship" with Britney Spears. Not as long as there's possible money, at least. [BWE]
• Lindsay Lohan forgot her pants again. [X17]
• Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are working things out! I know, I know, you were on the edge of your seat. [DListed]
• Scarlett Johansson is planning on rasping her way through Tom Waits cover album. Expect it at Starbucks in 2007. [Junkiness]
• Jessica Simpson doesn't want you to look at her bra. Ok, fine, she totally does. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Christopher Walken still sounds like Christopher Walken. [BWE]
• Paris thinks outside of the box and dresses like a slut for Haloween. [Celebitchy]
• Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightly are signed on to play lovers. This is probably a lie, but you can start masturbating anyway. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Uhh, Patricia Arquette, I think your dress is too small. [CityRag]
• Yeah, yeah, everyone loves Clooney. [PopSugar]
• The root of Tara Reid's surgical confusion. [Junkiness]
• What is it plastic surgery PSA day? Ashlee Simpson wants to remind you that it's permanent. [Hollywood Rag]
• Katie Holmes bought a wedding dress, but I originally wrote prom instead of wedding and it took me a few read overs to catch the mistake. Perhaps because prom makes more sense. [Us Weekly]
• This picture of Scarlett Johansson isn't even out in high res yet and it's already causing cardiac arrest. [Egotastic]
• Jay-Z is deemed too vulgar for China, but really I just think they're sick of his retired/unretired shtick. [A Socialite's Life]
• God, it's like Tony and Eva weren't even trying to break up. [PopSugar]
• Finally, Britney doesn't have to actually rub cheez whiz all over herself. [GotA]
• Celebrity couples that will never be, other than in your fantasies. [CityRag]
• I wouldn't put it past Ms. Hilton to actually call herself Paris Hitler on MySpace. [BWE]
This just in on the MollyGood tip line (keep 'em coming): Eva Longoria and longtime boyfriend Tony Parker may have been secretly married this weekend. I can't find any pics of Eva since last Thursday or news of other member of the SA Spurs getting hitched…so I'll go ahead and relay the info I received. My source reveals:
Supposedly Eva Longoria got married in the resort where my friend's cousin was also getting married last weekend. Well, the townspeople were all pretty convinced. The hotel staff confirmed only that it was one of the Spurs. The resort is between Austin and San Antonio. Marble Falls, Texas, to be precise. The Marble Falls rumormill was aware that it was supposed to be secret. Then again, they may have just been looking for a story to explain all of the non-white people at Horseshoe Bay (the resort). The resort is pretty standard resorty- only in texas hill country - and I think the reception was in one of their ballrooms and it seemed pretty big.
Hmm, no idea the validity of this rumor, but these two have been talking marriage for some time now. I'll keep trying to figure anything I can, in so much as the Internet can help me out. I can't even really stand Eva, but if this rumor turns out to be true: Congrats, best wishes, way to make an honest woman out of her, tony, and all that jazz.
Update: A MG reader wrote in to say this was covered on one of the Access Entertainment Extra Special shows tonight and it was actually a film project (I think still Longoria related).
Congratulations Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, not only do you get to share your private Honeymoon on a secluded Tahiti resort with lurking paparazzi, but you get to enjoy these intimate moments with Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, too!
Us Weekly and X17 has the photos while Hollywood.com has the story:
The 31-year-old and her French boyfriend are staying just meters along the timber boardwalk from Kidman and Urban's over-water villa at the St. Regis resort in Bora Bora.
Longoria and Parker's commercial flight touched down just minutes after Kidman and Urban landed in the main port city on their private Gulfstream jet from Sydney, Australia.
The high-profile guests have sent the resort into high-security mode, with staff on jet skis regularly patrolling the perimeter of the resort to discourage paparazzi.
Kidman and Urban have been spending much of their time tucked away in their bungalow, which is equipped with a jacuzzi and private pool.
Meanwhile, Longoria and Parker have been seen regularly cruising around the island in one of the golf carts that guests at the resort use as transportation.
I can't really think of four people who would have less to say to one another. No matter if they avoid each other like the plague, it's probably not a very big place. I always wonder what happens when celebs who clearly aren't friends run into each other. I picture it like when you or I run into a high school classmate we were never friends with, only more awkward, and with cameras.
I can just see Eva Longoria yipping away like a toy poodle detailing way too much of her sex life as Nicole, Keith, and even Tony can only look on in horror.
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