
This is the most absurd story we have heard in a long time, and that's saying something after living through the Britney Spears Crazy Fest of 2007: Actress Nikki Blonsky and her father were arrested this week after getting into a fight with a woman in an airport. The fight, which broke out at Providenciales International Airport in Turks and Caicos, was over seating arrangements. Evidently the woman wanted to sit somewhere, but Blonsky and Co. refused to move their luggage. A source claims that the woman was injured so badly that she was flown to Miami. Um, OK? Nikki's being charged with actual bodily harm while her father is charged with grievous bodily harm.
It gets better: Former America's Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden was also involved, but nobody knows why or how. Oh, and Nikki's now in a neck brace.
Seriously, there's no way this can be true. Right? Right?
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We haven't seen Nigel Barker in quite some time and now we know why: He's been busy saving baby seals. Last night he attended an NYC art exhibit titled "A Sealed Fate" with all the big A-listers, like Whitney from America's Next Top Model and some guy from Project Runway. So it's safe to say things aren't looking too good for those seals.
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"DEHYDRATION" "America's Next Top Model champ CariDee English was hospitalized for dehydration, her rep confirms to People. A source says English was taken by ambulance last weekend from the MGM Grand at Foxwoods in Connecticut, where she was attending a party at the Shrine, a new restaurant/club."

America's Next Top Model winner Whitney Thompson truly won the greatest prize of all: She was shot by noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker for a spread in Seventeen magazine. Whitney claims she's a size 14, but she looks significantly smaller in these pictures — either she's a liar or Nigel is just that good.

CariDee English, the seventh season winner of America's Next Top Model, first exercised her bad judgment when auditioning for the Tyra Banks-created reality show. Then she admitted to dating a guy who stole $10,000 of her money to spend in Vegas (we never knew she and Kevin Federline were an item).
But the latest bit of idiocy came last night when CariDee announced that she is currently dating fellow model (and ginormous tool) Tyson Beckford. Um, Cari? Perhaps you should get back with that K-Fed-esque guy.
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Tyra Banks and some of her top models attempted to show off how to smile with your eyes at the CW Network 2008 Upfronts last night in NYC. It's safe to say Tyra is still the only one who has mastered that concept, but we applaud Anya (second from right) for making a solid attempt. The rest seem to have just given up hope.
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10. "This is a transvestite. I'm sorry. But you're a beautiful tranny." — Paulina Porizkova, America's Next Top Model
Every week, a bunch of “real” people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.

10. "If Flav sends me home after everything … I'll sneak back into his house and snip off his testicles in the middle of the night." — Sinceer, Flavor of Love 3

A Seattle woman was stabbed Wednesday night for talking too loudly during America's Next Top Model. Yes, you read that correctly.
The victim, 42, was reportedly talking too much throughout the episode, and one of the other viewers became so angry — because what Tyra Banks has to say is deep, people — that she stabbed the woman in the chest. Police arrived to find the victim lying on a couch with blood everywhere and clumps of hair missing. The suspect is still at large.
Hey, Seattle PD: Just check Tyra's weave.
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America's Next Marginally Successful Model paddled forward last night with a photo shoot in which the hopeful young contestants flailed about underwater, presumably because Tyra felt it important for them to better understand the feeling of drowning.
Claire was dismissed. You'll never see her again.
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What's the best part about being a model? Is it the hedonistic "champ-aine" parties? Is it the opulent clothes? How about the adoration from teenagers and callow adults? Indeed, all that must be very nice. But we imagine the real reason one becomes a model is for the memories to be made when one is forced to do things like stand in front of a mirror in a bright red bodysuit and manifest oneself as a sexy vamp with menstrual pains. That is the life.
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Top Model continued top modeling last evening, this time with a trite music theme for which the contestants dressed as genres. "Grunge" and "emo" were represented, but not hip-hop. In Brooklyn, New York. With graffiti everywhere. Nice.
How do I know they were in Brooklyn? By God if they didn't stage the photo shoot in a park not two blocks from where I bathe and go to sleep at night. I thought Greenpoint looked more despondent than usual.
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Last night the ladies of Top Model covered themselves in makeup and then even more paint as the the battle to look beautiful raged on. According to the ANTM judges, contestant Marvita looked the least pretty while slathered in goo, so she was asked to leave. Fin.
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