IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME "[Larry] Birkhead will be showing off his parenting skills in a new reality show, to air on E! in 2009. He says Tori Spelling (who stars on So noTORIous with husband Dean McDermott) convinced him to do the show, telling him: 'Dean and I will support you. Why not? Your life is out there anyway.'"
Dean McDermott, the father of three who is currently in Tori Spelling's clutches, has something to say to the people who cleverly compare him to deadbeat and professional hanger-on Kevin Federline: "I take that as a compliment." No, seriously, he said that with a straight face.
Someone said when I first stared dating [Tori], I was K- Fed junior, they meant it as an insult. They thought I was after Tori for money and stuff. They thought that K-Fed was after Brit for money and stuff lalalala … and you know what? I said, ‘I take that as a compliment.’ I take that as a compliment, because every time I see K-Fed he is always with the kids. He seems like a really good dad, so it’s like, ‘Thanks for the compliment.’
Bwa! He seems like a really good dad? Really? Are we comparing him to Crazy Britney circa 2007 or perhaps a drugged-out hobo on the street? Are we grading on a curve? We desperately need to know, because no sane person would take being compared to K-Fed as a compliment. Something's not right with poor Dean.
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"Tori Spelling is no longer just a New York Times best-selling author. She is now a No. 1 New York Times best-selling author. On Sept. 14, her book, sTORI Telling, will move into first place on the prestigious newspaper's non-fiction list."
LOWERING THE BAR "Tori Spelling is writing a book tentatively titled Mommywood, a followup to her best-selling memoir sTori Telling. … Mommywood will focus on her life as mom to one-year-old son Liam and newborn daughter Stella with husband Dean McDermott."
Rejoice, Peach Pit purists!
Multiple sources confirm to me exclusively that [Shannon] Doherty is currently engaged in formal talks to — wait for it, wait for it — reprise her role of Brenda Walsh on The CW's breathlessly anticipated 90210 update!
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… the producers behind el nuevo 90210 recently met with the tempestuous tabloid mainstay to gauge her interest in returning to the zip code from which she was banished in 1994. And by all accounts, she is interested. "But," whispers an insider with close ties to the reboot, "she wants to know what the story is going to be first." She also wants more money than they're apparently offering.
Also rumored to be standing in the way of Doherty's return is real-life rich kidTori Spelling, with whom Doherty has been feuding for years now. Though we know very little about both Spelling and Doherty, we're on Doherty's side, but only because we've always had a weird thing for women who are mean and crazy.
Dean McDermott, the man who was somehow suckered into marrying Tori Spelling, was dragged along during a fabulous afternoon of shopping and pedicures. If I ever make my husband paint his toenails, I hope someone holds some sort of intervention.
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IT WAS JUST A DOG "Tori Spelling's beloved dog Mimi LaRue died Tuesday of natural causes at the age of 11, the actress tells People. 'She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly,' says Spelling. … 'I'm convinced she waited around to make sure I had the daughter I always dreamt about before she left us. … She was not just a dog but a fashion icon and legend amongst Hollywood dogs.'"
ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER BABY "Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott welcomed their second child, a daughter, on Monday, People has confirmed. Stella Doreen McDermott was born at 3:13 p.m. in a Los Angeles hospital via C-section."
• Who knew Barbara Walters said vagina so often? And in so many different ways! [Queerty]
• It's official: Jimmy Fallon will replace Conan O'Brien next year. [DListed]
• "Rumor has it that Tori Spelling has just been cast in the 90210 spinoff show that the CW is doing." [INO]
• Famous john Charlie Sheen and his fiancée, Brooke Mueller, are asking for donations to charity in lieu of wedding gifts. [ICYDK]
• Lindsay Lohan has been dropped from the cast of another film. It's sad now. [Yeeeah]
• Do these people look like Muppets or do these Muppets look like people? [CityRag]
• Dina Lohan's TV show is finally here! Kill your flat-screen before her voice enters your home and controls your children and pets. [PS]
If you're in New York and you'd like to see the very worst it has to offer, reserve a table at the TGIFridays in Time's Square, order the Zingy Cheesy Scallop Poppers and then go see this:
Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott appear to be Broadway-bound. The couple has been offered starring roles in "Chicago" and "are currently in talks," Spelling's rep told us.
After that, get liquored up, hop on an uptown train and start loudly counting your money.
More of the thespian under here.
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Sometimes when organic meets synthetic in the human body, the result can be beautiful (think exquisitely functional prosthetic limbs). But, when organic meets synthetic in the form of silicone and lactation, the result looks so troubling that even the guy who helped fill them with milk can't stop staring.
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• Let the "plenty of milk" jokes begin. [DListed]
• Tori give birth to a baby and a staggering inheritance. [ASL]
• Leo meeting the ex Israeli PM. [JJ]
• Jenna Jameson finally looking as unhealthy physically as she definitely is mentally. [TMZ]
• Constantly repressing negative emotions in order to please the public is an important skill to hone. Good job, Sanjaya. [Jossip]
• Terrence Howard mistaking nauseating torture techniques with dirty talk. [NYP]
• Winnie! [INO]
• Lohan drinking? That took about a week. [Egotastic]
• Starbucks is placing their particular brand of corporatization on music. First victim: Paul McCartney. [DListed]
• Barba feels exploited now that the reality television show is done exploiting her. [Glitterati]
• There's still this mess. [TMZ]
• Jenna Bush is engaged. [Jossip]
• Remember soulDecision? [Queerty]
• Breaking water, breaking news. [ASL]
• Donald Trump again proving his intellect is nowhere near his net worth. [DListed]
• Tori and her mom are friends again. Weren't you worried? [CN]
• Stallone takes steroids, proving that he's no better than that cheating commie Ivan Drago. Mick would fucking puke if he knew about this. [Glitterati]
• Linds and Jude? [IDLYITW]
• Sarah Jessica biting the Olsens' style. Olsen twins still not biting much protein. [Jossip]
• Nope, Mischa's still not fat, no matter what these pics say. [DS]
• If you think you're above Soul Train, you must also think you're above good vibes and dancing feet and everything worth fighting for. [NYP]
• Inconvenient "inaccuracies" in An Inconvenient Truth? [NYT]
• Lindsay Lohan, more defamation of character, false accusations, blah. [GotA]
• These Dakota Fanning for Marc Jacobs photos would be a lot less creepy if they didn't have that caged child forced to dress up like a doll trying to escape feel to them. [PopSugar]
• Kate Hudson finally cut her son's hair…kind of. [DListed]
• Listen Ewan, if you don't want us to stare at your shoes, don't wear such ridiculous ones. [OAN]
• Ashton Kutcher hates his ghosts of Christmas past: Young male models. [HollywoodRag]
• Tori, how about I just give you a couple of bucks from time to time and you don't have to give me anything in return, because this is just getting awkward. [BWE]
• Michelle Williams wants having kids young to become cool again so she won't feel so bad about having to go home early from dinner to take care of her own. [A Socialite's Life]
• Tucking your shirt right into your underwear: Kindergarten chic. [Yeeeah]
• Don't forget to get your "Be Adequite" T-Shirt. It would look nice framed on your wall.
• Sure, special effects are cool and all, but my elementary school diorama of Bridge to Terabithia puts this to shame. [GeekSugar]
• Gwen Stefani has become a characature of herself. [DListed]
• If you're in LA why are you sitting there reading this? Take a half day and get yourself to Tori Spelling's estate (garage) sale. [HollywoodRag]
• Tell us how you really feel, Gibson. [BWE]
• This weekend I'm totally partying like a f-ing McConaughey. [Junkiness]
• Angelina and Brad are not getting married, people. Let's not get our panties in a bunch. [A Socialite's Life]
• How old is Beyonce really? Old enough to kick Rihanna's ass. That's for damn sure. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Leonardo's fancy pants. [CityRag]
• Joaquin vs. The Apple: A Meeting Of The Minds. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
• Lindsay Lohan thinks your fuzzy dice are pretty f-ing wussy. [BWE]
• Ashlee is feeling a little big excluded from the substance abuse these days. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Tori Spelling has no shame. I kind of love it. [DListed]
• Jessica Simpson's 'Public Affair' was robbed. [GiggleSugar]
• You just know Paris Hilton has a bitchin' Stavros hairdoll waiting at home. [A Socialite's Life]
• Tyra Banks isn't a total spazz, she just plays one on reality TV. [Junkiness]
• Is there really a GyllenSaars baby in the house? [JustJared]
• Fergie smothered in cake batter is just as gross as you may have imagined. [JustJared]
• Lohan still loves her dirty little girl habit. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• Eva Longoria heard what a great week Saved By The Bell is having, got back in touch with ex, AC Slater. [Us Weekly]
• There's some hot doctor on some TV show I don't watch. Pshh, whatever. [A Socialite's Life]
• Someone somewhere exclusively broke the story of Tori Spelling's pregnancy. [DListed]
• Back when music videos weren't completely generic. [CityRag]
• I mean really, who hasn't thought Harrison Ford was a homeless man once or twice in their lives? [Junkiness]
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