Emboldened by the fact that one of their own was chosen to run on the Republican ticket for the second highest office in the land, the simplest folk in America have banded together to call for the destruction of a stupid toy doll they claim spouts EVIL TERRORIST CHANTING!!!!!!!

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PG-13: THE BETTER TO SELL TOYS WITH "As production starts today on 'Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins,' the next installment in the action franchise, producers at the Halcyon Co. say they aim to deliver a PG-13 movie to Warner Bros. for release on May 22, 2009. … A family-friendly rating opens many doors, including a 'Terminator Salvation' licensing deal for action figures with Playmates Toys. 'Our merchandising program will be the largest to date for 'The Terminator," said Halcyon co-founder and co-CEO Derek Anderson … "

We don't know which is creepier: the Heath Ledger Joker doll or the fact that the Heath Ledger Joker doll is immensely popular with collectors hoping the untimely death of the actor who inspired it will boost its value.

The hard-to-get Joker dolls, which sell for $9.99, were already up for grabs on eBay - with one being sold as part of a $55 package with a Batman figurine.
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Midtown Comics on Seventh Avenue expects to score big with its shipment later this month. "I heard one guy bought 30 of them, people are buying them up as collector's items," the manager said.