• Our gay brother at Queerty was almost involved in this whole Perez sex tape madness. So close. [Queerty]

• Hef has finally come through with that offer for Lindsay Lohan. It's right on time, and she's totally contemplating it. [DListed]

• Check it out! It's the pictures of Nicole Richie's baby you forgot existed and said you might consider looking at. [PS]

• Hmm, Katie Holmes has a black heart with evil eyes embroidered on her sweater. That's weird. [INO]

• "Pregnant actress Tracey Gold is refusing to follow Hollywood trends - she’s going public with her unborn baby’s sex and name." Tracey Gold? She's also sorta bucking that "fame" trend Hollywood is so obsessed with. And that "working" trend. [ICYDK]

• Jessica Simpson's going to Kuwait. A king's ransom to anyone that can shred her travel documents before her return flight. [Yeeeah]

• Winehouse makeovers: Just follow the dragon to a whole new you. [CityRag]