Tracy Morgan's attempt to save money and avoid financial troubles: giving up strip clubs.

I don't do that [bleep] no more. I'll tell my [next] wife to get on the bed and put big [underwear] on and throw $400 at her — then take the money back and go food shopping.

Romance!

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• Tracy Morgan can be funny while sober! He's sober, right? [EBG]

• Zac Efron had appendicitis. We won't tell you what DListed thinks the problem was. [DListed]

• Nick Lachey still does stuff, but we don't know what. Something broey, we think. [PS]

• There is always something there to remind you. [HT]

• Why are people who work in high-end clothing stores always the worst people in the world? [INO]

• Now it must really feel like walking on broken glass. [ICYDK]

• A country-singing vegetarian? Oxymorons are great! [CityRag]

Dear Tracy,

It's probably best if you don't show up looking hungover and nauseous to this court date concerning alcohol-related offenses. We'll look like real stupid assholes if you do.

Regards,
Your Lawyer

PS Wear a suit and tie. I know you can afford it.