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So last night was the ESPY Awards, and you're looking at the best part of the evening: The Giants won for "Best Upset." Speaking of upset, we're a little concerned that there were more celebrities than athletes in attendance. Sure, you need some famous people to attract attention to the event, but when Trista Sutter is posing on the red carpet next to Terrell Owens, you know things have gotten out of control.

Click through for the pictures and feel free to take note of all the expendable celebrities.

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Jul 17, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 6 Responses

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Trista and Ryan Sutter met, "fell in love" and got engaged on a TV show, so you just know they're fake fucking idiots. But, according to a recent interview, Ryan's a gross, misogynistic bastard, also.

"Even when you're about to breastfeed, we get turned on because we're guys and we just see boobs," he told parenting Web site MomLogic.com. Ryan also said he fakes not knowing his 8-month-old son has messed himself so that his wife can "discover it." Keep in mind that this fuggin' guy beat out thousands of others to win Trista's heart.

Oh, and ladies, not all of us get turned on by breastfeeding.

Apr 8, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 15 Responses