THIS FREAKIN' GUY This new groping charge reminded me that I have a good buddy from college who claims a very wasted Andy Dick once beckoned him to sit next to him at a club in LA. My friend says that he hadn't been seated for more than a minute before Dick reached over and jammed his index finger down his jeans and into the crack of his ass. When my friend jumped away like a startled cat, Dick laughed and, without hesitation, stirred his drink with the digit that had moments before been in a butt.