Suge Knight, the intimidating former head of Death Row Records and very probably the man who orchestrated the murders of Biggie and Tupac, got fucking beat up outside a Hollywood club on Saturday night.
According to eyewitness descriptions, the altercation began when Knight and his crew attacked a man while Knight shouted, "I want my money!" After being beaten to the ground, Knight's victim — reportedly a barber who stands no bigger than 5'10" — rose and punched the 6'3" Knight square in the jaw, knocking him out cold for about three minutes.
When police arrived, Knight refused to press charges, as he's going to spare the justice system a lot of paperwork and just shoot to death the guy who punched him.
Click through for more pictures of a bloodied, unconscious Knight and a photo of the alleged superhero who gave that bully what he had coming.
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There goes our Alicia Keys crush:
… KEYS has bizarrely claimed the US government invented ‘gangsta rap’ to convince black people to kill each other.
Keys, 27, said the violent hip-hop style was an anti-black conspiracy. The American, who has sold 25 million albums worldwide, believes the government encouraged the 1990s murders of rappers TUPAC SHAKUR and NOTORIOUS B.I.G.
She told a magazine: “The murders were fuelled to stop a great black leader from existing.”
Because it's what they do, the New York Post has compiled a list of the 50 best (their word) jokes of the last 12 months, a feat that accomplishes little more than to confirm everyone's assumptions: the Post can never be intentionally funny.
Of the greatest 50 quips in the world today, at least 40 are completely humorless and hackneyed, two or three are not jokes at all and seven mock either African Americans or women (four for the ladies and three for the blacks). All in all, we think the whole exercise was just the Post endorsing Obama in the only way it knows how.
"Jokes" are after the jump.
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The LA Times' bitchassness is showing.
New evidence proves that a recent LAT article accusing industrious mouth breather Diddy of knowing in advance of an assassination attempt on rival Tupac Shakur was based on fabricated documents.
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