• Tutankhamun not quite the looker we expected. [AFP]

• Clearly, not all models are stupid. [DListed]

• New Spice Girls track less "Voodoo" more Sunday School. [EBG]

• Following the devastating California fires, Matthew McConaughey decides he wants a much more expensive Malibu home than the one in which he currently lives. Huh? [PS]

• A Playboy Bunny and Hugh Hefner! So creative, you two vapid schmucks! [HT]

• Before we chastise: Are we sure she's not handicapped? That might explain more than just this parking job. [ICYDK]

• A Julia Roberts interview that might reveal slightly more about Julia Roberts than you knew before! Whoa! Did you already know stuff about Julia Roberts? Double whoa! [INO]

• Oh, yeah, she's pregnant. [Yeeeah]

• Lookalikes! What fun. [CityRag]