• "You've got hate mail!" [Queerty]

• Marie Osmond is said to have faked fainting to attract sympathetic Dancing voters. Liar, liar, secret underwear on fire! [DListed]

• Twiggy's snapped off of ANTM. [EBG]

• What's independent or spirited about Zach Braff? [PS]

• Impossibly, someone's found a way to be worse than Victoria Beckham. [HT]

• Johnny Depp sports the Canadian tuxedo in London. [INO]

• John Cusack has signed on to play an angry, lovestruck American in China in a period drama. How exciting for fans of very specific story lines. [ICYDK]

• Brendan Fraser, please have some dignity. [Yeeeah]

• Anna Nicole Smith's last living child is not yet stricken with unbelievable grief and anger, but give it time. [CityRag]