Tyler Atkins, new boyfriend of Paris Hilton and the man who singlehandedly laid to waste all bridges built to America by Paul Hogan, is a hot commodity amongst Hollywood blonds with very little observable talent.

…he and Mary-Kate Olsen were playing a romantic game of cat-and-mouse last summer, with MK playing hard to get. But she waited too long and got burned.

“Last summer he was trying to get with Mary-Kate,” a source tells 24Sizzler.com. “One night she walked into Hyde [nightclub in L.A.], and she saw him holding hands with another girl. Mary-Kate was angry and she stopped speaking with him altogether.”

Tyler, says the source, was devastated at MK’s reaction: “He was so upset about it,” the source says of Tyler, who’s a regular at clubs like Winston’s, Les Deux and Parc.

The attraction most certainly lies in the fact that it's difficult for ladies of this caliber to feel smarter than their partner. Once they find a bloke dim enough, they've got to hold on very tight. Easy, girls, there's plenty of idiot men out there. Promise.

More from Olsen's You photo shoot after the jump.

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"I said fuck school shit."

And such is the wisdom of Tyler Atkins, Paris Hilton's new boyfriend following her release from prison. Rather than pursue an education, Atkins has instead decided to spend his formative years dating Hilton and designing t-shirts. Prior to that the young man whiled away evenings being drugged and raped by "famous chicks," a presumably traumatic experience that this gent seems to find lighthearted enough to laugh about with some other jackass Aussie in the video above. Fuck school shit, indeed, friend.

If you still have some faith in humanity, part two of the interview should trample the remnants. There's also several pictures.

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