Is this a photo of sad, feeble trophy wife Cindy McCain kissing a "long-haired man who resembles 'a washed-up '80s rock musician'" (ie NOT her husband, John McCain)? According to outsider publication the National Enquirer, YES, IT IS!
Stunned? You shouldn't be. John McCain is a known misogynist who has in the past cruelly berated and humiliated Cindy, this after leaving his first wife when she became disfigured in a car accident. If a husband's going to be cheated on, he often will have been behaving like John McCain. Nevertheless, witnesses to the kiss, which took place in Tempe, a collegiate wasteland within spitting distance of central Phoenix, were dismayed:
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USA! USA! USA! We've got another tale of democratic mayhem directly from a reader who braved the polling places today.
Ashley voted in New York City this morning and learned that, no matter what your t-shirt might say, NY don't heart you. Click through to remind yourself why you live in a small town, and keep sending your voting stories, funny or horrific, to squeal@mollygood.com.
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BREAKING - "ATF says it has disrupted skinhead plot to assassinate Obama, kill 102 black people."
CAMPAIGNUS INTERRUPTUS "John McCain is pulling out of Michigan, according to two Republicans, a stunning move a month away from Election Day that indicates the difficulty Republicans are having in finding blue states to put in play. McCain will go off TV in Michigan, stop dropping mail there and send most of his staff to more competitive states, including Wisconsin, Ohio and Florida."
Even the Republicans have had enough. Here's an excerpt from "Palin Problem," an article by writer and frequent Bill O'Reilly guest Kathleen Parker, published today on National Review Online:
It was fun while it lasted.
Palin’s recent interviews with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and now Katie Couric have all revealed an attractive, earnest, confident candidate. Who Is Clearly Out Of Her League.
Celebrity photographer Anne Leibovitz, who's convinced everyone from John Lennon to Miley Cyrus to get naked for her camera, is allegedly as greedy as she is increasingly trite. To wit:
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New Kids on the Block, a group composed entirely of men well into their 30s, releases its first album in 14 years today. Tonight, the new version of 90210 premieres. Which of these 90s phenoms is going to crash and burn here in 2008? One, the other, or both?
From a new interview with Out magazine:
I know Perez Hilton is a big fan of yours — is the feeling mutual? Do you think he and his cohorts work for the forces of good or the forces of evil?
I don’t go on the website all the time because I’d never get anything done if I did, and he knows that. But when the lights are off and you’re just sitting and talking to him he’s a wonderful force.And there’s something about his particular brand of panache or style that you can get behind?
I think he’s funny, but more than that, he’s very smart. He’s scary smart. And that’s why this is occurring — because he’s extremely intelligent. No different than Brian — Marilyn Manson.
The hills are alive with the sound of M16 bursts! Yes, those are real guns Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are caressing like awed monkeys, and, apparently, there's a lot more where those came from: "The Hills couple has been concerned about their protection and … recently spent $10,000 on weapons at the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif." As if these two sad, strange people weren't frightening enough!
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OBAMA PLANE SCARE "Barack Obama's plane made an unscheduled landing in St. Louis Monday after 'an emergency slide located in the tail cone of the plane deployed in flight,' according to the airline that owns the chartered plane. … The National Transportation Safety Board is investigating the incident, it announced Monday afternoon"
Well daddy, you get us a lot of nice things, so you do what you have to do.
-Willow Smith, in response to her dad telling her his upcoming movie, Hancock, was going to beat her upcoming movie, Kitt Kittredge: An American Girl, at the box office
WANNA BE UNGOOGLEABLE? "'UnGoogleable? I don’t think it’s possible,' Nilhan Jayasinghe, the head of natural search for iCrossing, an online marketing firm … 'The problem is you simply have no control over all the outlets that publish something about you.' … There’s virtually no way to get all the references taken down unless you track down each person responsible for publishing the details and plead your case to them. … You may succeed in getting your university friends to pull those late-night, drink-filled photo shoots before a prospective employer sees them, but otherwise, your reputation is in the hands of many. You have less control than you think. Sounding a bit like an overprotective parent, Mr Jayasinghe’s best advice is to avoid doing anything stupid in the first place. As for being unGoogleable, forget about it. The majority of us all will show up on Google (or worse, a wanton namesake will) at some point in our lives. If you don’t like the look of it, then fill your life with good online deeds and hope they float to the top of the rankings."
NICE ONE, DEMS "Republican Sen. John McCain has erased Sen. Barack Obama's 10-point advantage in a head-to-head matchup, leaving him essentially tied with both Democratic candidates in an Associated Press-Ipsos national poll released Thursday. The survey showed the extended Democratic primary campaign creating divisions among supporters of Obama and rival Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton and suggests a tight race for the presidency in November no matter which Democrat becomes the nominee."
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