Here is the infamous "Meg White sex tape" currently shooting down the information superhighway (NSFW). According to speculation, the release of this video was the impetus for the recent cancellation of a large chunk of White Stripes tour dates, though reps from the band's camp will only say that the shows were called off due to Meg's "acute anxiety."

Take a look at the images and decide for yourself, our guess is it's not Meg at all, but instead New York's own tastemaker Ultragrrrl. If so, give it a month until all the kids with asymmetrical haircuts are exhibiting their sexual exploits.