Uh oh! Will.I.am, he of crap.py quartet the Black Eyed Peas, got a big head in light of the success of his "Yes We Can" video. Prepare to be positive video-ed to death.
On Thursday in New York City, Will, his band mate apl.de.ap, musician Angelique Kidjo, actress Kristin Davis and model Elle Macpherson all helped launch a "new" campaign to halve global poverty by 2015. Neat, if not really new.
In fact, this campaign is an initiative to help revitalize a plan originally put into motion eight years ago by the United Nations. Many of the countries the UN had hoped would be well on their way to destroying poverty by now are nowhere near achieving their goals. Clearly, this is a job for apl.de.ap.
We thought people liked having their teeth in their heads and not passing out, but today, thanks to endless bureaucracy and its puppeteers, we've discovered that we were way wrong. According to the United Nations, people don't like those things at all, but Amy Winehouse instead, which then leads them to like cocaine. Follow? Neither do we. But try:
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