Stuck scrambling at the last minute for a gift for your Valentine? Radar's got you covered with their list of the Worst Valentine's Day Gifts. It covers everything from anatomically correct chocolate hearts to Nascar candies to weird, slutty teddy bears.

Really, while Radar considers these the worst gifts you could possibly get, I think they're probably the best. They're silly, fun and whimsical, and that's pretty much what love is all about.

And, giving these gifts is a great way to test the waters of your relationship. If your sweetie scoffs at those heart-shape potatoes pictured above, you need to dump him/her fast. Anyone that can't appreciate a starchy, agrarian oddity isn't worth wasting time on. But, if he/she goes, "This is great," and then makes a dumb joke like, "Let's bake these and eat our hearts out," you've got yourself a keeper who's not worried about how much money you've got. Marry them!

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