BECAUSE THE WORLD HATES WOMEN Someone bravely sneaked up to actress Sienna Miller's home last night and spray-painted "slut" onto the front of it. Presumably this happened because Miller used her EVIL feminine wiles to capture a man who was once happily married, thus totally bringing this Hawthornian punishment on herself!

A one euro coin has turned up in Spain bearing the face of cartoon couch potato Homer Simpson instead of that of the country's king, a sweetshop owner told Reuters on Friday.

Jose Martinez was counting the cash in his till in the city of Aviles, northern Spain, when he came across the coin where Homer's bald head, big eyes and big nose had replaced the serious features of King Juan Carlos.

The comical carver had not taken his tools to the other side of the coin displaying the map of Europe. So far, no other coins of the hapless, beer-swilling oaf have been found in circulation.