Despite the fact that Hills alum Whitney Port scored her own reality TV spin-off, The City, the NYC paparazzi are still unsure as to who exactly this girl is. Behold the WireImage description of Whit at Us Weekly's Hot Hollywood party, who is identified as "Guest," while her lesser known co-star, Olivia Palermo, was easily named. This can not bode well for the budding fashionista, especially during a time when both Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can be picked out of a crowd by most Americans.
Other stars deemed "hot" by the tabloid included the High School Musical kiddos, a few Gossip Girls (and boys), America's Next Top Tranny Model Jaslene, some Ugly Bettys and Patti LaBelle. Sounds a little lukewarm to us.
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When Miley Cyrus was chosen to host the Teen Choice Awards, which was filmed last night and will air tonight, we're unsure whether or not the producers expected her to hog the spotlight as much as she obviously did. Judging from the pictures, she treated the entire awards show like one of her infamous YouTube videos, including her BFF Mandy in most of her bits and ruining a perfectly good LL Cool J performance.
In other news, Dwight graced the show with his presence, Mariah continued to use a glitter microphone, Arcuhleta's dad still won't go away — and when did Chace Crawford become so good-looking?
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• It's safe to say Sears has officially given up on trying to sell clothes. [INO]
• Ashlee Simpson's belly seemingly grew 10 sizes overnight. [PS]
• Sienna Miller gets "digitally enhanced." (NSFW) [Yeeeah]
• Jessica Simpson and her dog Daisy have arrived in NYC. Where is Tony Romo? Isn't he supposed to be carrying Daisy around? [HT]
• Angelina Jolie got pregnant by in vitro fertilization. Also, the sky is blue. [DListed]
• 50 Cent has moved on from his feud with Kanye West to take on Taco Bell. [ICYDK]
The MTV Movie Awards were held last night, and I admittedly couldn't bring myself to sit through the hours-long crapfest. Just by looking at the pictures (after the jump), it's obvious I didn't miss much.
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• Behold Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise is disgusted with you puny humans. Tom Cruise will laugh with glee when your blood stains the streets. [CityRag]
• "[Dina Lohan] has been named one of Long Island's top 20 moms by Mingling Moms." [DListed]
• Simon Cowell smokes Kools! [ICYDK]
• "If something’s cool and funky and I like it, it doesn’t matter how much it costs." -Vanessa Hudgens, role model [INO]
• Hey, everyone: Mischa Barton is a real woman with real legs. Get over it. [HT]
• Britney Spears recently took a private jet to Kentwood, Louisiana to attend her 17-year-old sister's baby shower. Smashing apart the class system is great.[Yeeeah]
Disney star Vanessa Hudgens is slutting it up for attention again — this time with a sex tape. Vanessa, hon, we understand how it must feel to be used as Zac Efron's beard, but you're turning men around the world into pedophiles. It's weird.
Sources say the 45 second video was taken on a cell phone. Hudgens is shown sitting under a Christmas tree wearing only a red Santa hat and red thong decorated with mistletoe.
'I want Santa to come up my chimney because I’ve been a good little girl this year,' Hudgens says.
Leave it to those Disney kids to keep up with the latest sex tape trends. Who knew you could even film that on a cell phone? We're still trying to figure out the logistics; maybe those young whippersnappers can also teach us how to program that damn DVR while they're at it.
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• This Scottish seagull has taught itself steal Tangy Cheese Doritos! Too bad potheads are too lazy to catch seagulls. [BWE]
• Eva Longoria's spoof sex tape is probably only slightly less boring than any real sex tape she could make. [HT]
• Britney wants Chris Crocker to follow his own advice. [DListed]
• Barely legal teens these days are so quick to get over their n00dz. [INO]
• Some kids are just evil, right? Like The Bad Seed? [ICYDK]
• Paula Abdul wants babies, but only for the epidurals. [Yeeeah]
• What ever happened to the jumpsuit? [CityRag]
• Zahara's got a natural 'do. Nice choice, Jolie. [PS]
• Hey! What'd you do with that vomitous guttersnipe to whom we've grown so accustomed? [DListed]
• Justin talks about Britney on Oprah! (That sentence is so fucking famous it doesn't need last names.) [INO]
• Does the word "upskirt" give anyone else the chills? [HT]
• Vanessa Hudgens: Before her vagina was also famous. [Yeeeah]
• "Westminster Dog Show Tickets on Sale!" Be sure to get good seats for the loneliest show on earth! [CityRag]
• So I guess this guy didn't get the memo regarding putting the kibosh on bragging about dating Britney Spears. [ICYDK]
• So many feathers in the wind when the monkey gets old enough to strangle! [Queerty]
• So many diamonds! [DListed]
• So many early mistakes! [HT]
• So many surgeries! [ICYDK]
• So many beautiful, color coordinated women! [INO]
• So many embarrassing situations fueled by alcohol! [Yeeeah]
• So many sadness! [CityRag]
The 2007 Teen Choice Awards aired last evening on Fox, and for some odd reason, Larry Birkhead was invited. (Choice Litigious Ex-Lover of a Late Junkie?) As usual, this annual recognition of mediocrity stood as a rock solid reminder of why teenagers aren't allowed to make very important decisions.
Winners and photos after the jump.
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