That one jock who was stupid enough to cheat on Vanessa Williams in a crowded bar is now stupid enough to hire a trainer, despite the fact that he was a professional athlete for several years.
They didn't teach you how to jog effectively in the NBA, guy?
Last night marked the 61st Annual Tony Awards, the smartest but poorest award show sister. Were the Tonys invited to Thanksgiving, they would have the best stories, but they'd also take home so many leftovers it would be sad. Along with a lot of begging for everyone to stop saying American theater is dead, the presentation offered dazzling musical numbers, fantastic dance pieces and a meeting of Phylicia Rashad and Angela Lansbury that immediately made the whole word 62 percent more classy and gave an angel its dignity. Other guests included Vanessa Williams, a very pregnant Naomi Watts, newly outed gay men, gay men outed years ago and gay men yet to be outed. In the off chance that you didn't know, the Tonys are also the award show sister who has more fun with her gay friends on a Tuesday than you ever do on a Saturday.
PS Taye Diggs' wife, Idina Menzel, looks exactly like Angelina Jolie minus dozens of tattoos and children.
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Dear Vanessa Williams,
Sure, honey, you're part of the ensemble cast that makes Ugly Betty a huge show for ABC. But it was about five seconds ago that you were one of the stars of South Beach, a show that will go down in short-lived history as being a cheap Miami knock-off of Sex and the City. So while we're all very impressed with the size of your new paycheck, don't let it go to your head. Or your hair. Unless you treat us to a makeout session with Eric Mabius, we're going to take every opportunity to remind you that you should be embarrassed in that weave.
Best,
Cord
Editor
