• Max Snow escorts Mary-Kate down the stairs like the lady that she is. [INO]

• Josh Harnett gets a BJ, Lower East Side bathroom style. [DListed]

• Perhaps Kate Hudson's being bitchy because she finally saw You, Me and Dupree. [Us]

• Beyonce's mom will dress the NY Nets dancers. Expect lots of formal shorts. [A Socialite's Life]

• I Love New York is on, bitches. I hope you treasure her vagina as much as she does. [CityRag]

• Brad Pitt just flew into Palm Springs and boy were his arms tired. [PopSugar]

Season Two of Flavor Flav's search for love reality show Flavor Of Love is almost upon us. Last season's bitches were completely crazy and, if this video is any indication, it looks like the producers put some time into finding an even more explosive group for the second season.

New York from Season One should probably win, though. She inexplicably actually seemed pretty into Flav, and is probably still just sitting at home in NY cutting herself and crying over losing the 40-someting man in a child's body.

And what next, Lindsay? Did you buy it?!? Did you wear it?!? WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE SHIRT? I'm on the edge of my god damn seat here, people. I'm not sure I can wait until July 5th to see the end of this harrowing tale of shopping. The suspense is KILLING ME. I don't even care who Platinum Weird is, I want to know more about this T-Shirt that may, or may not, have touched the Lohan.