• A classy update on the girl who wants to auction off her virginity, as only Tyra Banks can do. [DListed]
• Heidi Klum cutes it up in a new Guitar Hero commercial. [HT]
• Kate Winslet is upset over accusations that she was Photoshopped on the cover of Vanity Fair. We're guessing Mariah Carey has something to say on the topic. [INO]
• Starlets stripping down to fight global poverty. [Yeeeah]
• We could have gone our whole lives without hearing about Seth Rogen's shaving habits. [ICYDK]
• Oops, Victoria Beckham forgot her pants! [PS]
• Who wants to look like Victoria Beckham? Anyone? … Anyone? [ICYDK]
• What cats do while their owners are sleeping. [CityRag]
• Britney Spears doesn't have to shave her armpits, but she also doesn't have to raise her arms over her head in front of photographers. [Yeeeah]
• The Brangelina army will be adding more soldiers in the near future. [DListed]
• Heath Ledger's ex Michelle Williams steps out with her new boyfriend, Spike Jonze. Good for her. [INO]
• Audrina Patridge seems to have forgiven ex Justin Bobby for "hooking up" (but not really) with her former BFF Lauren Conrad. Naturally, she's still pissed at LC. [PS]
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We would ask what happened to Katie Holmes, but we already know the answer: Tom Cruise happened to Katie Holmes. It's a shame, too, because she's a pretty girl who seemingly had her head on straight before the Scientology wizards got a hold on her. Now she's simply a shell of her former self, prancing around in mom jeans and Posh's latest haircut.
Here's a clip of her upcoming performance in Eli Stone. We're assuming the scene is supposed to present Katie as some sex kitten, but it just makes us feel extremely uncomfortable. Fail.
• Remember the guy who let his girlfriend live on the toilet for two years? Well, he won the lottery. Of course. [DListed]
• Why is Audrina Patridge's hand a different color than the rest of her body? [ICYDK]
• Lindsay Lohan doesn't understand the concept of wearing a bra. That's OK — baby steps. [Yeeeah]
• Cameron Diaz says she's a spoiled brat. At least she's honest. [INO]
• Birds pooping on David and Victoria Beckham. This makes us happier than it should. [CityRag]
• Dear George Clooney, please lose the mustache. XOXO. [PS]
• This guy farted on a cop. [DListed]
• Sharon Stone didn't lose custody of her kids — not that anybody was really concerned in the first place. [INO]
• Nude photos of Salma Hayek skinny-dipping for her latest movie, if that's your thing. [CityRag]
• Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel look like the unhappiest couple on earth. [PS]
• 90210 actress Shenae Grimes' reaction to being called too thin? "Shake it off baby!" Um, incorrect. [ICYDK]
• Wait, Jennifer Lopez and Victora Beckham aren't BFFs? But they were holding hands and everything! [Yeeeah]
NO BETTER EXAMPLE OF IRONY "Gordon Ramsay has revealed he's set to open a new restaurant in LA with Victoria Beckham. … The restaurateur broke the news at the GQ Men of the Year awards, telling the Daily Mail: 'Yes, it is true that Victoria and I are setting up a restaurant in LA together. I'm really excited.'"
Victoria Beckham showed off her new haircut at the Marc Jacobs show last night in NYC. Our prediction: One of these days she's just going to shave it all off, a la Britney.
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• Lily Allen has been taking cues from Amy Winehouse. [ICYDK]
• Jennifer Lopez doesn't understand why Michael Phelps is getting more attention than her. [Yeeeah]
• Victoria Beckham is offended by accusations that she takes diet pills. Would it be better for us to assume she simply doesn't eat? [INO]
• Lance Bass will show up at any birthday party if there's cameras involved. [DListed]
• People only care about Audrina Patridge if she's wearing a swimsuit. [HT]
• Ashlee Simpson would make a cute pregnant person if she would just take off that stupid hat every once in a while. [PS]
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When Miley Cyrus was chosen to host the Teen Choice Awards, which was filmed last night and will air tonight, we're unsure whether or not the producers expected her to hog the spotlight as much as she obviously did. Judging from the pictures, she treated the entire awards show like one of her infamous YouTube videos, including her BFF Mandy in most of her bits and ruining a perfectly good LL Cool J performance.
In other news, Dwight graced the show with his presence, Mariah continued to use a glitter microphone, Arcuhleta's dad still won't go away — and when did Chace Crawford become so good-looking?
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So last night was the ESPY Awards, and you're looking at the best part of the evening: The Giants won for "Best Upset." Speaking of upset, we're a little concerned that there were more celebrities than athletes in attendance. Sure, you need some famous people to attract attention to the event, but when Trista Sutter is posing on the red carpet next to Terrell Owens, you know things have gotten out of control.
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Gag gift of a person Victoria Beckham has admitted to dating 80s movie star Corey Haim way back in 1995, before he was selling his teeth and before she was unsalvageable. But, the Spice Girl says she did not have sexual relations with that teen heartthrob.
‘We didn’t have sex or anything,’ she recalls. ‘In actual fact, he didn’t seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss.’
But Posh – who’s now married to David Beckham, 33, – says she wasn’t bothered.
‘Looking back it’s hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan,' she tells OK!
Now, everyone knows correlation does not equal causation, but we'd like to point out that Haim developed a nasty meth habit after dating Beckham. Just saying.
• Guess who's back — and going to Hollywood. [DListed]
• New York City is aiming to have every resident in the Bronx tested for HIV. Good luck with that. [ABC]
• Someone needs to program the Posh robot to clean up after herself. [INO]
• According to Kimora Lee Simmons, being a fabulous mother demands $480,000 in child support. [ICYDK]
• Poor little Raffaello: Anne Hathaway's ex has to spend his birthday behind bars instead of jetting away to Italy. [Us]
From TMZ, Hollywood's notorious hive of ill-bred bullies: "So our spies at a few Hollywood restaurants have weighed in on celeb tippers and gyppers. And the verdict is in."
Classy! We can't wait for Levin et al's item on which studio execs are the best at Jewing down actors' salary demands.
Oh: The bad tippers are the Beckhams.
We feel kind of gross even commenting on this story, but here it is: The newest Hollywood romance involves two 9-year-olds who are likely flirting in the sandbox as we type.
Forget Brangelina. There's a new couple poised to take Hollywood by storm…and they have a combined age of 18!
Kate Beckinsale has reportedly given her 9-year-old daughter Lily permission to 'date' Brooklyn Beckham — the son of Posh Spice and soccer star David Beckham.
Any hopes of these kids having a normal childhood just went right out the window with that story, seeing as how Life & Style staffers are already working on next week's cover: "Beckhamsale: Brooklyn Won't Commit! Lily Walks Out After Finding Text Messages From Other Women!"
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Victoria Beckham, Jennifer Lopez, Brooke Shields, Sumner Redstone, Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey, Gayle King, and Kirstie Alley were among the A-listers who attending TomKat's big Beverley Hills housewarming party. Page Six, however, also spotted "all the gays, which was hilarious because Scientology 'cures' gays."
The CFDA Fashion Awards, held last night at the New York Public Library, honored excellence in fashion design but also served as a venue for Victoria Beckham to crash as many photo opportunities as possible.
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We have a feeling these Victoria Beckham ads aren't doing Marc Jacobs any favors.
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