• Jossip made the cut, but where would Mollygood fit? [ONTD]
• We have a new entry in the Biggest Diva in Hollywood competition: Chris Martin. [ICYDK]
• Violet Affleck — the spawn of Ben and Jennifer Garner — is adorable. Of course she is. [INO]
• Lindsay Lohan took a break from her lesbian relationship to make out with a guy. [PS]
• Naomi Campbell's creative agent, on a picture showing NC collapsed after a possible night of drinking: "Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms." [DListed]
• So, one to 10, ten being huge, how much of an idiot coward is Mitt Romney? [Queerty]
• All this Dancing With the Stars merchandise is really going to sap the class from the thing. [DListed]
• Why is this baby always so happy? What's her secret? [PS]
• The mouse click that saved this flier in Photoshop was the official death knell of Tara Reid's career. Oh well. [Yeeeah]
• Drea de Matteo gave her baby a slur for a middle name. [INO]
• Linda Hogan wants half of the Hulkster's fortune! Lady, do you know many beatings that man took at the hands of Sargent Slaughter for those millions? [ICYDK]
• Mischa Barton? Where'd she go? [HT]
This woman's normalcy just augments her peers' deficiency. By not giving her child Runts for breakfast, she's ruining the curve. Yikes.
Look how bummed Britney is to see that almost everyone is better than her at this "fuckin' mommy bullshit."
• These pictures of Anna Nicole Smith in the brief time she had both her son and her daughter make me incredibly sad and uncomfortable, but if you're into that sort of thing, go ahead and look at some more. [I'm Not Obsessed]
• XTina is still drrrty? But she looks so angelic. [Hollywood Tuna]
• Do not pee on the Cruise compound. I repeat, do not pee on the Cruise compound. [Glitterati]
• Kate Bosworth likes to break the cartilage in her ears. That sounds…healthy. [DListed]
• Violet Affleck is already in contention for the most normal of the new celebrity babies. [A Socialite's Life]
• What the hell kind of doctor is slipping Janet Jackson cocaine? [Yeeeah]
• Not only is The Last Kiss bad, but it's not Zach Braff's fault. Can I still blame him if Brody and Bilson split? [Pajiba]
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