Today the world celebrates 28 years of being graced with Jessica Simpson's intelligent presence. The pop-turned-country singer celebrated last night in California with Tony, Pete, Ashlee … and Vivica Fox?
[Source]
• Amy Fisher knows how to DJ? What does she listen to? Gangster rap? [DListed]
• She is now dating literal sharks. Good for her. [PS]
• One must have been a terrible person to be reincarnated as Mariah Carey's dog. [HT]
• The cheeks have plumped! [INO]
• Lynne Spears has asked everyone to "just say prayers" for Britney. Or don't! It won't matter. Promise. [ICYDK]
• Vivica A Fox has an oral sex tape floating around. Embarrassing, especially because she gets no reciprocation. [Yeeeah]
• Oh, weed, how clowns like David Arquette love thee. [CityRag]
It's amazing how even the voice over used to describe this abomination sounds cheap.
One would presume that having a receding hairline would be even harder for a woman than a man, so it's empowering for people of both sexes to see that Vivica Fox can walk around with her attitudey point still rigid and her balding head held high.
TMZ is reporting that Vivica Fox started accusing police officers of racism after being pulled over in March for drunk driving. Here's the lowdown:
The officer says in the report, after she was stopped, "Fox began to walk away, yelling at my partner, 'Brother help a sister — are you going to let this racist white cop do this … well are you?'"
In the section of the report in which the officers are asked to describe the demeanor of the person they're arresting, the officer wrote "demeaning." We're told things got volatile enough that a patrol sergeant was called to the scene.
Daniel Laubscher, the officer who wrote the report, and who Fox called "racist," is white. The other officer, called "brother" by Fox, is Sam Dealba — and he's Hispanic.
Dear Vivica,
White people aren't automatically your enemy, nor are brown people automatically your friend. That's kinda what my whole life ended up being about. You're not very smart, are you?
Sincerely,
Malcolm X's Ghost
• Nicole's just hypoglycemic, guys. I don't buy it for a minute, but that publicist just earned his bonus for using his BlackBerry to google "tired +weak +dizzy -anorexia" just in the nick of time. [PopSugar]
• I thought criminals couldn't profit off their crimes? [DListed]
• Katie Holmes is just figuring out Tom's controlling. Tom says it's too late, because on his planet, weddings make her his property until the rapture of 2135, when all will obtain clarity. [INO]
• Jenna and her ex are battling on MySpace. His opening jab: "PREACH ON BITCH Blah Blah Blah…" And the wit continues. [ICYDK]
• TRL is now Total Request Taped. Hopefully soon it will be Total Request Gone. And then we'll have Total Request Forgotten. [Jossip]
• Vivica A. Fox was arrested for a DUI, after the new season of Dancing With the Stars reminded her of all the glory that might have been. [TMZ]
• Alright, now she's gotta cop to the tape, but Kim insists there was still no peeing. [CW]
• Isaac Brock starting early with the antics. Sorry Isaac, Iggy Pop made cutting oneself not shocking. [ONTD]
• Did Jessica Alba get breast implants? Or was it double-sided tape? Or childhood illness? Well, that god awkward real quick, didn't it? [WWTDD]
• Ashlee Simpson's face is still totally unsettling. Ugly duckings everywhere need a new role model. [Hollywood Tuna]
• "Hey kids, meet your new daddy, David Spade. He won't molest you for at least a couple more years."–Heather Locklear [Hot Momma Drama]
• No matter what she's doing, even asking an airline employee a question, Nicole Ritchie looks like an idiot. [The Gilded Moose]
• I'm not sure what is more terrifing, Vivica Fox's face or Tyson Beckford's goatee. [Hollywood Rag]
• Always remember, Paris isn't the only Hilton who can get drunk and make a fool out of herself. Nicky does her part, too. [PopSugar]
Editor
