MURPHY OFF THE MARKET "Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds were married on New Year's Day on a private island off Bora Bora in French Polynesia in front of 25 friends and family…" Fun fact: Johnny Gill was the best man.
• What gives with the humping inanimate objects? Is that sexy? [SH]
• "Nice Day For A Meth Face Wedding" [DListed]
• Who's your favorite female celebrity? Related: Why do you have a favorite female celebrity? [PS]
• The first good choice this woman has ever made. [HT]
• For the benefit of those who are reactionary to the point of stupidity, today Will Smith explained that he doesn't like Hitler. [EBG]
• Michael Jackson's son beat his delicate face in! [INO]
• Paris Hilton's grandfather is a mensch. What happened to her? [ICYDK]
• Ha! [CityRag]
• Kid Rock's new mugshot? Upgrade. [CityRag]
• Mark Wahlberg to replace Ryan Gosling? Downgrade. [DListed]
• Is everyone certain she didn't just fall? [HT]
• Kurt Cobain movie! Too soon, not soon enough or not even necessary? [ICYDK]
• Shakira: Taller than expected. [INO]
• Lohan engaged? Who cares, she lives in Utah! [Yeeeah]
• How about this: "Prius: Better Than Nothing." [PS]
Uh oh, Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend – presently up from the 36 Chambers – was engaged to be married to some Average Jane before meeting Lindsay in rehab. But then the calls home ceased.
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Those who thought it odd that Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon would get married after only one month of dating were right, extenuating circumstances were absorbing nutrients from the uterus of Anderson the night she walked down the aisle.
…despite denying she’s having a baby on her blog on October 3, a close friend confirms that the former Baywatch star is carrying Rick’s child. “Pam says that the pregnancy is fate and an incredible blessing…”
Incredible, indeed.
[Source]
Included in the splendor of the recent wedding of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon: Pigs in a blanket, a denim miniskirt on the bride and Anderson's surprisingly accurate pet name for the bridegroom: "Scum." 'Twas a night all will soon forget, presuming they haven't already.
After a one-month courtship, pornographer Pamela Anderson and pornographer Rick Salomon have officially jumped the broom.
The couple exchanged vows shortly after 9:00 pm, in front of sixty friends and family members in a private villa at the Mirage Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Among the guests were Tobey Maguire, Kevin Dillon, her sons Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9, and his daughters Hunter, 11, and Tyson, 9.
Tobey Maguire?
And in case you're keeping score at home: Pamela Anderson 3, America's Monogamous Gays 0.
[Source]
Pamela Anderson and the costar of Paris Hilton's sex tape, Rick Salomon, filed for a marriage license in Las Vegas this weekend. While the couple did not get married, the license ensures them the right to do so anytime over the next year. Sources say the couple is holding off on nuptials until they're both certain they've found the person they want to emotionally abuse and grow to resent for the next couple years.
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Kate Moss is getting married and fired with the velocity of a healthy bump up a bloody nostril.
Only weeks after getting together with Jamie Ince, Moss made the announcement to her friends at a wedding.
According to London's Daily Mail, the pair emerged from a '12-hour love-in' at a friend's wedding for Moss to tell friends, "I love Jamie so much - we're engaged!"
But the happy state of her romantic life is not apparently mirrored by Moss's work prospects. It has emerged that seven of her most lucrative modelling contracts have been rescinded.
Agent Provocateur and Coco Chanel are just two of the publicity campaigns that will be making do without Moss's distinctive pout from now on.
Moss is now only bound to 11 lucrative modeling contracts. The shame. Jesus, man, the unthinkable shame.
Consummate tower of rage, Jason Wahler, is engaged to this Aryan ische!
Wahler's rep confirms to TMZ that Jason proposed last weekend to his USC tennis star girlfriend, Katja Decker-Sadowski. We're told he picked out the four-carat (holla!) emerald cut diamond ring at XVI Karat in Beverly Hills.
Prior to the wedding, it's unlikely Wahler will divorce himself from his racism, homophobia and self-hate, so Katja should expect a full house and a whole lot of bruising.
[Source]
Having your bachelor/bachelorette party in Las Vegas means that you have the creative faculties of a goldfish, and the rest of us look at you and go, "Thank goodness she's through boring up our dating pool."
• Big news: World's tallest man gets married! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! [DListed]
• Seriously, at that point, just go naked. [HT]
• Guess Kramer took the widespread, public outrage and constant harassment kinda bad. [BWE]
• Where are these 10 pounds? [ICYDK]
• Can one have meth flashbacks? [CityRag]
• "Shemar Moore…Shemar Less." Oh, diss! [Yeeeah]
• With a name like Bear, you've gotta be tough enough to drink piss. [BWE]
• Wait Paris Hilton uses fake stuff? [DListed]
• She's the boss of my crush machine. Wow. [HT]
• If you want to be happy for the rest of your life… [ICYDK]
• Another celebrity who claims Machiavelli changed their life. [Yeeeah]
• See? No makeup works great. [CityRag]
Last Friday, Gwen Stefani allowed one of the members of her Asian posse to break the fourth wall and get married. Music (real name Rino Nakasone) was wed before Stefani and family and the other three Harajuku Girls that compose Stefani's minstrely backing troupe: Love, Angel and Baby. Sources say the otherwise dignified ceremony became mildly awkward when Stefani asked where all the samurai were.
In other news of money tainting the very roots of a human being, Brandon Davis recently spoiled older brother Alexander's wedding reception by getting blotto, screaming at their father and smashing up the furniture.
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Eva Longoria and Tony Parker were wed on Saturday in a Parisian church service, the celebratory follow-up to the civil ceremony the couple already completed. Guests included Longoria's Desperate Housewive's costars Felicity Huffman, Teri Hatcher and Nicollette Sheridan. AC Slater was also in attendance, and he said he found France to be "bitchin'," before shoving Screech into the Arc de Triomphe. The busty one in the frosted lipstick? That's Parker's mom. France is delightful.
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