For some reason I opened up YouTube this morning, but for the life of me I can't remember why. I was immediately distracted by my homepage's list of "recommendations" that included this bizarre Gary Busey clip. I don't recall the last time I searched for a Busey video, but the almighty YouTube seemed to know it would perk me right up. And it did.
Enjoy (and check out that walk at 0:17!).
I was admittedly way late to the party when it came to Shane Mercado and his fabulous impression of Beyonce's "Single Ladies" music video, but I feel a little better about myself knowing I'm not behind when it comes to this guy, Cubby. I'm more impressed than I would normally be, because last night I had to sit and watch my roommate attempt to learn the video for well over an hour (yeah, we get a little bored from time to time). She looked like she was having some sort of seizure the entire time, so I realize how difficult the art of Beyonce's dance truly is. Good for you, Cubby. Keep on truckin'.
There are certain moments in daytime television that one must witness for himself to truly grasp the magnitutde; Snoop Dogg's appearance on Martha Stewart's show is one of those moments. The rapper lurched onto the set yesterday as Martha described herself as "a homegirl from New Jersey" and then asked him — likely in all seriousness — if he can spell. Can these two get their own show instead of that Shot at Love rubbish?
File this under: Proof that even the most beautiful of models is not perfect.
Victoria's Secret model Karolina Kurkova put her bombshell curves on show during a photo shoot in Miami over the weekend, but it was her peculiar belly button that was attracting all the attention.
A source has revealed magazine and catalogue art directors routinely airbrush one in for in post-production.
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This is quite possibly the most disgusting thing we've seen since the last batch of drugged-out Amy Winehouse photos cropped up a few weeks ago. Please don't view this if you are planning on eating in the near future — or if you like tiny little critters.
Dita Von Teese reveals her plans for a Halloween costume:
For Halloween, I'm going to look like a normal girl, put some bronzer on, some spray tan on and wear some jeans. People will ask me where my costume is!
I would never do this in normal life, that's why I'll do it at Halloween. It's a bit funny and people think I'm not wearing a costume but I really am.
It's a sad day when the girl who wears tiny top hats on a regular basis finds jeans to be silly.
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Christina Aguilera finally put out a music video for all five fans waiting with baited breath. The song, "Keeps Gettin' Better," is enjoyable enough; the video, not so much. She's been compared to Lady Gaga quite a bit as of late, but it's frighteningly true. What happened to Xtina? Did popping out a child turn her into some weird robot?
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A reader commented yesterday on the mysterious absence of Amy Winehouse, optimistically chalking it up to a potential trip to rehab. Unfortunately for the world, we were wrong — she's just holed up in her home, granting bizarre interviews to French journalists over an intercom. She mainly talks about loving and missing her Blake Incarcerated and ends the interview by awkwardly suggesting everyone worry about themselves instead of Amy. Yeah, cause she's clearly got her life under control.
GENIUS "A Pennsylvania woman who thought she was petting a neighbor's cat got a smelly surprise when it turned out to be a skunk. Not only did the skunk spray the woman before dawn Monday, but it ran into her Mount Carmel home."
Known to leer at the ladies from time to time (read: all the time), Terrence Howard is of course hanging around at New York's Fashion Week. A reporter from the New York Daily News witnessed him exhibiting some odd behavior at the Fashion Rocks event — more leering, pretending to bite a male friend's nipple, etc. — and then had an even odder conversation with him.
Gary Coleman got into a small tiff with a "fan" at a bowling alley that resulted in Gary hitting him with his car. Evidently the man, Colt Rushton, was trying to snap a cell phone picture of Gary and his wife when Gary got upset. He does realize that instead of getting angry he should be thanking his lucky stars that someone still cares about him, no?
The argument reportedly escalated into an all-out brawl, complete with Gary throwing punches and his wife stealing Colt's cell phone. For the grand finale, Gary reversed his truck into Colt, knocking him to the ground and hitting another car in the process.
Gary's bodyguard had a different version of events, saying that while Coleman did indeed hit the man with his car, it wasn't intentional: "[Colt] was eventually hit by Gary's truck after darting behind it." Kinda like when people walk into your fist, right?
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A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN "We really shouldn't be surprised at anything when it comes to Michael Jackson. But we have to admit we were shocked when we found out he'd been on a string of dates with Pamela Anderson. The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu."
We admit to loving Anne Hathaway, but the quotes she gave about Barack Obama at the Democratic National Convention were a little bizarre. ("I was afraid to trust him. … I can't deny how I feel about you, Barack Obama.") Does she know that running for public office is not the same as attempting to be her next boyfriend?
After the hoopla surrounding last weekend's bizarre K-Ci and JoJo concert — in which JoJo collapsed on stage and nobody bothered to pick him up — K-Ci took to the airwaves to defend his brother and refute all those "ridiculous" drug claims.
See, the reason his brother passed out on stage after repeatedly acting like a crazy person was because he suffers from epilepsy. Fair enough — let's pack it up and call it a day, shall we? Oh, you want to keep talking? Well in that case, you're digging your own hole.
K-Ci says that Jesus decided JoJo needed to pass out mid-concert, and nobody can argue with God. Also? He hates Bill Gates for inventing the computer. And if you're still questioning his sobriety after those perfectly sane statements, he denies the rumors of drug use: "All that cocaine stuff man — I don't even know how to spell cocaine man, you feel me? I don't even drink Coca-Cola cause it say 'coke.'"
Well, that should clear everything up.
Ed Robertson is the frontman of Barenaked Ladies, which means he is at least partly responsible for that "One Week" song that ruined the entire year of 1998. That doesn't explain why he seems to be one of God's chosen children; Robertson's private plane crashed in Canada yesterday afternoon and all four passengers managed to walk off unharmed.
'There’s not a scratch on any of them,' said the source. Another source who asked to remain anonymous said it was obvious something was very wrong today.
K-Ci and JoJo spent their weekend reminding the world that they're still around by putting on quite a show in Sydney, where the boys acted like cracked out crazies by forgetting lyrics, plopping down on the floor for no good reason and walking offstage mid-song. The duo then treated concert goers to a rousing rendition of their once-popular song "All My Life," complete with JoJo collapsing in the middle of the stage (around the 1:50 mark). Things got even more bizarre when the duo's bodyguard strolled over to pick up the microphone … but left JoJo unconscious on the floor.
The reason for their antics, according to trustworthy K-Ci? They were tired from a 24-hour flight.
Here's something Paris Hilton is going to love: Kitty Wigs. Seriously. We're talking about wigs for cats. Why the hell anyone would stick a head of fake hair on their cat is beyond us, but here's what the creators have to say: "Kitty Wigs are a fun prop to be used to enhance playtime with your feline friends. They're especially fun for photo sessions." Sounds like a death wish.
Click through for photos of all four styles, along with the most ridiculous descriptions ever. (My cat has no interest in looking tan, thankyouverymuch.) CONTINUED »
Look! Two clowns from two separate clownish reality shows – America's Most Smartest Model and Road Rules – have the exact same clownish face. It took us a while to realize this, but now that we have, we're excited to see if the reality-television-Charlie-Brown-circle-face gene these two are carrying exists in anyone else. Can you help us out?
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