Here is the Owen Wilson interview we previously told you about. The video, which premiered on MySpace last night at midnight, is the first interview the actor has done following his suicide attempt. Completely avoided: The suicide attempt. Instead, Wilson laments about what a bummer it is to get shots. So true.
Fans of narrow, young-looking Jewesses will be crestfallen to discover that Natalie Portman has sworn off nude scenes. This following the attention she received after her bare turn in Wes Anderson's short, Hotel Chevalier.
…her saucy on screen antics were posted on the internet earlier this year - many months before the movie hit festivals in September.
The actress said she felt awkward about doing it, and has vowed to not participate in any flesh baring scenes again.
She said: "I'm really sorry I didn't listen to my intuition. From now on, I'm going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no."
There goes your one cerebral masturbatory fantasy, people. Back to Silicone Sluts #475.
What awesome power the internets has: Owen Wilson's first interview post-suicide attempt has ducked all the arthritic trying of Barbara Walters and will be broadcast on MySpace at midnight tonight. Wilson's good friend and longtime collaborator Wes Anderson is interviewing him, meaning the exchange will be boring and toothless, devoid of all questions about the wrist slashing. Yet another reason to not go to MySpace.
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Because heaven forbid Wes Anderson make a movie that doesn't include a dim, sensitive, troubled blond. That would be like Zach Braff not portraying a numb, upper middle class Northeasterner with major issues or Wesley Snipes playing a character who doesn't at least once remind everyone he's black.
More from the premiere under here, with a special appearance by James Van Der Beek.
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Though it allows me to fill my days and evenings with more videos of monkey antics than I ever knew existed, the advent of YouTube has also proven to be mildly detrimental to my existence, due mostly to the fact that it grants me unlimited access to movie trailers advertising films that won't be released for months. Now I'm stuck in July and longing to see something that won't be out until October. This is why people burn pictures of their exes.
More screen shots after the jump.
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• Can someone offer this guy a reality show where he fights already? [DListed]
• Wes Anderson's coming, and he's bringing lovable dummy parts for Owen Wilson with him. [BWE]
• Lohan during better days about two days ago. [HT]
• After reading this, you'll then be able to interrupt someone and say, "Actually, calling a deceitful person a rat is a misnomer," and then you'll have a brand new enemy. Fun! [NYT]
• Lindsay's attorney releases a statement. Surprisingly, it's not "Thanks for new Lexus, junkie." [ICYDK]
• Serena Williams showing more skin than I knew Jehovah's Witnesses were allowed to. I thought only Catholic girls did that. [Yeeeah]
There's something fishy about these three. They all seem kinda "brody" in their own special way. But this photo from the set of Wes Anderson's upcoming flick, The Darjeeling Limited, makes me forgot about each one's respective flaws—the dumb "playing dumb," the bad side project band, etc.—and focus instead on my excitement for the project on which they're currently doofusing. Wes Anderson makes movies and bridges.
PS Let's hope this one returns us to the glory of Bottle Rocket.
More Schwartzman under the jump.
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• Sean Preston's got his mother's cheeks and his father's constantly-stoned expression. [X17]
• Jennifer Aniston is not engaged. That's her story and she's sticking to it. Until, ya know, she changes it. [People]
• Steely Dan's latest letter of truth/advice goes straight to the source: Wes Anderson. [SD]
• Looking for a drunken bad boy teddy bear? Stephen Dorff's your man. [Junkiness]
• Prego Britney forgot the word "cream" when describing her cravings. [DListed]
• When Beyonce said "diet" I think she meant "colon cleanse"…not that there's anything wrong with that. [The Superficial]
• The real question is, was it a pants off dance off? [A Socialite's Life]
• JT don't want no stinkin' Lohan. [IDLYITW]
• Male PETA members can't decide whether to masturbate or cry while looking at this shot of Eva Longoria in Maxim. I vote both. [I'm Not Obsessed]
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