• "The Most Anticipated Motion Picture of the Year" [DListed]

• There's nothing wrong with looking like Ozzy. Just don't snort ants like Ozzy. [CityRag]

• There's a new bra from Victoria's Secret called the BioFit Uplift, which, for the first time ever, makes us scared of breasts. [HT]

• Victoria Beckham is getting a new reality show on which she'll dress people like her. Greaaaaaaaaat. [INO]

• Heather Mills' father says she's "being greedy," which is going to make Thanksgiving awkward.[ICYDK]

• Ashlee Simpson doesn't even understand Ashlee Simpson's music: "Uh, the best line in the song is, uh… you know… the, the, uh, ‘come over’ line…. uhderdalahlahmm… ahh, oh, like I’m desperate?… um… it’s pretty genius…it’s um… I'm not over it so come over… um…. pretty genius…" [Yeeeah]

One would be hard-pressed to say that Anna Nicole Smith did a single respectable thing her whole life. To be sure, her public persona was one of the most laughable in Hollywood, and, nowadays, that is saying a tremendous amount. But as tacky as she was, it seems even tackier to use her short life as the foundation for an ostensibly C-movie before her soul has even made it halfway to Hell. Though I suppose this disgrace is mitigated by the fact that only idiots with no power over me will bear witness to it.

PS Is there any legal way to get rid of that flirty, mincing pockmark Bobby Trendy?

More pictures from the set after the jump.

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