By popular demand: William Shatner's preposterous live cover of Elton John's "Rocket Man." Can you believe the 70s? The ambitious art! The smoking wherever you damn well pleased! The willingness of large crowds to indulge drug-induced madness! We'll say it again: we were born much too late.

After the jump, the sad degree to which public benders have fallen.

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Our initial reaction here is to love William Shatner's crass eccentricity, but, though we know he has rosacea, we can't shake the feeling that this behavior might be less mischievous and more belligerent.

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I got a special treat for you today: two clips from the upcoming (but already happened in real life) Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner. Both of the bits are interruped by mothingf-ing crazy man Andy Dick, who both terrifies and fascinates me, especially since he bit a Page Six reporter at this event. Also, I lived most of my college career convinced one of my best friends licked his nipple at a club only to find out many years later that it was a lie. Ha-HA, you are so outed.

Above we have the always hilarious Patton Oswalt and after the jump is a great clip from George Takei's bit. That Motorboatin' Sonuvabitch. My loved nerdbots will appreciate these two bits greatly. Again, both clips involved Andy Dick's tongue and people's faces. Cocaine's a helluva drug.

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