WELL, WE WOULDN'T ACCEPT A DRINK FROM WILMER EITHER "Eva Longoria Parker added fuel to pregnancy rumors by skipping the silly sauce and raw foods in Vegas on Labor Day. The star instead nibbled edamame and drank water at the opening of Yellowtail Sushi Restaurant and Bar at the Bellagio, and even passed on a round of shots bought by Wilmer Valderama for her table of gal pals."
WHAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR FERGIE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR AMERICA "First word on Barack Obama's historic nomination acceptance speech from a bevy of celebrities in attendance was decidedly partisan: 'It was excellent,' Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie said. 'It was amazing.' 'Incredible,' said Jessica Alba simply, before joining Fergie, Rosario Dawson, Wilmer Valderrama and Kerry Washington at a private exit from Invesco Field. Alba was at the speech with husband Cash Warren. Other celebrities in attendance included George Lucas with girlfriend Mellody Hardon and his daughter, Forest Whitaker with wife Keisha and Star Jones, and Daniel Dae Kim of 'Lost,' who posed for pictures with the Hawaii delegation."
OH (ERNEST)NO "Wilmer Valderrama is back at Fox in a new comedy. Fox has ordered a pilot for "The Emancipation of Ernesto," a one-hour project starring Valderrama as guileless innocent embarking on an epic quest to find his father amid a Los Angeles landscape polluted with excess. The story is said to be in the spirit of the classic Steve Martin comedy 'The Jerk.'"
American Idol loser Michael Johns seems to unfortunately be the latest addition to Hollywood's incestuous social circles, as evidenced by his appearance at a Kanye West tour party last night in Hollywood along with America's favorite D-listers.
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Here's a cute couple: Rihanna and Chris Brown. The two went public at her surprise 20th birthday party in LA.
After the crowd — including guests Kanye West and Wilmer Valderrama — belted out Happy Birthday, 'Chris stood up and serenaded her with his own version, and she was beaming. He grabbed her when the song was over and kissed her.'
The source adds that aside from Brown's friendly dance-off with Valderrama that night, he and Rihanna 'constantly had their hands all over each other and were rarely apart.'
Remember when Rihanna was dating Shia LeBeouf? That was bizarre. Hopefully she's over that whole Walgreens Rebel stage. Lord knows it took us a few years … and lots of drug store arrests.
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Ashlee Simpson's 23rd birthday party, done in the style of 80s prom, looks as if it was quite a fête. Probably very much like a real 80s prom, only with less cocaine and much worse music. You probably weren't invited, so click through to absorb the dull, self-indulgent affair. Even if you were invited, look to see what you missed when you left early.
If you want to wear a shirt and tie, that's great, and if you want to wear a baseball cap, that's also fine. But pairing the two makes you look like your mom made you tuck your shirt in for your sister's quinceañera. You're only allowed to do this if you're being inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
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Homeboy of Paris, Nicky, Paula and Wilmer, Anand Jon, is being brought up on a slew of rape charges:
According to the felony complaint obtained by TMZ, Jon allegedly committed a variety of horrific acts on four separate victims between October of 2004 and March 5, 2007. Along with two counts of forcible rape, Jon is also facing charges of "sexual battery by restraint, attempted forcible oral copulation and two counts of committing a lewd act upon a child."
In the document, police claim that Anand, 30, used an accomplice during the alleged sexual battery and forcible copulation. The investigation into that person is ongoing.
Jon, who has been featured on MTV and is known to hang out with Paris Hilton, Paula Abdul and Michelle Rodriguez, was arrested by Beverly Hills Police on March 6, after one of his accusers came forward to authorities. An investigation uncovered three other potential victims, the youngest of whom is 15-years-old.
Yikes! Many different levels of wrong, and a charge for each of them.
Anyway, hate to judge a book by the cover, but the dark-eyes, the "wet look," and the almost constant fondling of women all collude to make this guy look like what a Disney drawing of a rapist would be.
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• Dita really knocking the women's movement on it's ass. [DListed]
• Kim Kardashian really does have a sex tape. Ray J really does have a penis! [Jossip]
• Lost is back. Never seen it. [Glitterati]
• I didn't even know Tila Tequila was a real person. I thought she was like Princess Zelda. [IDLYITW]
• Bush Sr. going in for a wet one with Teri Hatcher. Sick! [ICYDK]
• Tom Cruise sends tracking device, oh, I mean "cell phone" to Dakota Fanning. WTF?! Who gives cell phones as gifts to other people's kids. You're off the weird charts again, Tom. Tone it down. [ASL]
• Wilmer? Really that upsetting? [CityRag]
• Brad Pitt moves to Berlin and immediately reinvigorates their "master race" ambitions. [JJ]
It's the first day of the Sundance Film Festival and the photos breaking from the event make it look like a cold and bland assortment of actors with nothing better to do. So far we've got Wilmer Valderamma, James Van Der Beek, Bai Ling, John Malkovich and Winona Ryder. Weird, right? I just reread that list and I crinkled my nose up like, "What the fuck? Bai Ling dancing? Where's Julia Roberts in a parka? Where's Maddox making snow angels? And what the fuck does Bai Ling do, anyway?"
I'm assuming major players arrive fashionably late, and I wish these pictures were better/funnier/famous-er, but they're not.
Welcome to Miami. Bienvenidos a Miami. Ohhh, best Will Smith song ever.
Well, Miami's New Years milkshake is bringing all the kids to the yard. Lindsay Lohan is down South, making amends with Scott Storch and not letting herself be seen boozing it up. Wilmer Valderamma is hosting some parties (is it just me, or is he actually kind of bearable these days? When did that happen?). Kimberley Stewart arrived in town looking rode hard and put up wet and I sure hope isn't being paid to host anything. And on, and on, and on. Expect delicious cat fights and drunken antics all weekend long, because in the end only harm comes from the clubs staying open all night.
The "It" Young Men and Women (you know, in the actual working sense) gathered yesterday to honor themselves and each other at Hollywood Life's Breakthrough of the Year Awards. Everyone looked gorgeous (and Jared Leto acted like a d-bag…par for the course), reminding us that the future of the film industry isn't as dismal as recent bouts with the law and genitalia displays may have led us to believe. I mean, seriously, Evan Rachel Wood, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Biel, Emily Blunt and Stacy Keibler were all radiant, not wasted looking, and appropriately dressed. Shocking. Notably absent from the awards were all the Gossip Girls, and I doubt it was because they had some other event to attend. Ooooh, burn.
Thank God for Jamie Kennedy and his heeeelarious sense of humor! See, he's got women's panties on his face! He's got Britney's panties on his face! See that's where they were! Okay, to be fair, his sign seems to say he's got "Britlney's underwear," but now I'm just splitting hairs.
Last night some stars made the trek to Burbank to celebrate the Inaugural Arby's Action Sports Awards. Two guesses as to what lured (a smoking hottt) Pam Anderson and Paris HIlton to Burbank:roast beef, money.
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• People choose people to vote to maybe give awards to. Wheee. [PopSugar]
• Deaderline Prenup details. [BWE]
• Wilmer Valderrama is planning a super secret show to perform for the troops: "Yo Mamma….misses you a lot and hopes for your safe return." Hilarious. [Junkiness]
• Lindsay chooses no man instead of greasy man. Baby steps. [X17]
• Anna Nicole sold the video of her C-Section. And someone bought it. And now your curiosity will force you to watch this teaser. (I kinda gotta admit. I refuse to watch.) [Defamer]
• Thank god Nicky Hilton found herself one of the three men in LA. [A Socialite's Life]
Jeans were the thing to wear at last night's William Rast Presents "Street Sexy" Party in LA last night. It was the LA Fashion week show of Justin Timberlake's William Rast clothing line. Way to take that "Street Sexy" theme to heart, guys. Especially you, Justin Timberlake, with your Hobo Chic neck hair. And you, Wilmer Valderamma with the heavy scarf that clearly doesn't belong at an indoor party. But especially to you, Paris Hilton, with your extra special 70s street walker wig.
• Remember when Jude Law was supposed to be hot? Ugh, me neither. [DrunkenStepfather]
• This just in: Starlets love themselves some older men. Methinks Bob Barker just got a new lease on life. [Junkiness]
• Josh Harnett is worried about his girl Scarlett Johansson getting with Wilmer Valderamma. Ouch, Josh, very ouch. [PopSugar]
• Mysterious body-like shapes emerge underneath Nicole Richie's clothing. [VelvetHotTub]
• You're not a rock star, Jared Leto, just give up. [CityRag]
• Lindsay Lohan is keeping Harry Morton around longer than expected. Maybe he's even better with the Pink Taco than we thought. [A Socialite's Life]
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