Did everyone see the moment on yesterday's very special episode of Divorce Court when Gary Coleman went from laughingstock to wise sage who speaks truths other men try to decimate with alcohol and products and violence? In case you missed it:

I have low-self esteem. I don't feel successful in life. I want the world for [my wife] and I get very frustrated that I can't bring it to her. I don't feel financially secure and a lot of time I feel like I'm wasting her time.

Whoa! If every drunk asshole beating up his wife and kids or sleeping with his girlfriend's best friend could say exactly what Gary Coleman did on that show, this world would be about a million times better. Tonight, drink a domestic beer for Gary.