A new low has been reached in the world of reality television, this one featuring an absolutely stunning array of bad things: modern country music, Playboy, professional wrestling, Hulk Hogan and former child stars.

Danny Bonaduce, Dennis Rodman and Dustin "Screech" Diamond are heading into the ring to compete in CMT's upcoming reality series "Hulk Hogan's Celebrity Championship Wrestling."

Also on board are Todd Bridges ("Diff'rent Strokes"), super-heavyweight boxer ButterBean, Trishelle Cannatella ("The Real World"), Erin Murphy (Tabitha Stephens on "Bewitched"), Frank Stallone, '80s pop star Tiffany and Playboy playmate Nikki Ziering.

They will compete to be named "Celebrity All-Star Wrestling Champion" based on their performance in various challenges that will include mastering complex wrestling moves, talking trash and working an audience.

Whoever wins, sadness reigns!

Rapper Eminem, who effectively proved that controversy can't keep a person afloat forever, is rumored to be going the way of many losers before him: He's going to become a professional wrestler. As attention-starved heavyweights like Mike Tyson, Andy Kaufman and Donald Trump have all done in years past, Em will enter the ring to prove he still matters.

[An] insider claims that Eminem is about 3 to 4 months away from making his debut…"He's not doing this as a joke either, he's really committed to being a wrestler. Wait and see, he's going to be flipping [other wrestlers] and doing all that crazy [EXPLETIVE]."

Crazy [EXPLETIVE], indeed.