Um, we think Barack Obama's black, Muslin, terrorist friends are ruining this site with Internet ACORN bombs sent from their Arab Gmail accounts. While we attempt to fix this UTTER CHAOS by typing "WTF?" back and forth to one another, accept our apologies for things being so screwy.
This is what happens when black generals embolden the whole black race and they take over the Internet!!!!!
This from a GOP women's group in California, the president of which insists that she "doesn't think in racist terms."
Heyo! Some dusty old man finally used a really country derivative of the word "nigger" at a Sarah Palin rally in Ohio:
When you've got a nigra running for president, you need a first stringer. He's definitely a second-stringer
(emphasis by me, the NIGRA)
And here's the best part: This hatred and more, much of it directed at Muslims, was all filmed by Al-Jazeera! Nice work, Americans against terror.
Listen to the rest here.
Emboldened by the fact that one of their own was chosen to run on the Republican ticket for the second highest office in the land, the simplest folk in America have banded together to call for the destruction of a stupid toy doll they claim spouts EVIL TERRORIST CHANTING!!!!!!!
A story in today's Telegraph about plans for the Pride Campus of Social Justice High School, what would be a "gay-friendly" high school in Chicago, is interesting, but not as interesting as the photograph chosen to accompany it. Click through for that.
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After the jump, two glorious videos from two separate political rallies today.
First up, a clip of a baffling, career-ending gaffe at a Joe Biden event in Tampa, followed by footage from a Pennsylvanian McCain-Palin rally, in which the Republican nominee for president makes one of the most chilling and revealing verbal missteps we've ever heard.
Sounds like everyone needs a damn nap.
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Or maybe he's just an angry old bigot, the kind who stumbles around saying thing like "those people" and "that one and his cap-popping homies."
For more on "that one," click here.
There's the political cesspool that is Washington, D.C., and then 100 miles away is the real melting pot of intelligent minds in The Middle of Nowhere, Virginia. Lovely reader Ruby Jackson snapped these shots in the area and passed them along to us as a morning boost. Who are these people and why are they allowed to breed?
Says Ruby:
I was recently in semi-rural Virginia, about 100 miles outside DC near Luray, and saw this display in front of a farm. Not sure what the significance of the rocks are, but it was disturbing, as well as typical sentiment for that area. Enjoy!
The moment things began to turn around in Iraq is when the USO deployed Jessica Simpson.
-President George W Bush, who's still finding the humor in this bloody, endless, godforsaken war
Welp, things have gotten reprehensible much faster than we ever could have imagined.
McCain supporters are now screaming out "terrorist" when their candidate asks the rhetorical question "Who is the real Barack Obama?" And this happened at a McCain-Palin rally in Florida yesterday:
"Now it turns out, one of his earliest supporters is a man named Bill Ayers," Palin said.
"Boooo!" said the crowd.
"And, according to the New York Times, he was a domestic terrorist and part of a group that, quote, 'launched a campaign of bombings that would target the Pentagon and our U.S. Capitol,'" she continued.
"Boooo!" the crowd repeated.
"Kill him!" proposed one man in the audience.
(emphasis ours)
This is what politics is now: literally and figuratively yelling fire (and calls to murder people) in a crowded theater. God bless America and mavericking and deceit and blind hate.
Update: More vile hate speech from the McCain-Palin rally in Clearwater, Florida yesterday:
Palin then went on to blame Katie Couric's questions for her "less-than-successful interview with kinda mainstream media." At that, Palin supporters turned on reporters in the press area, waving thunder sticks and shouting abuse. Others hurled obscenities at a camera crew. One Palin supporter shouted a racial epithet at an African American sound man for a network and told him, "Sit down, boy."
Video after the jump.
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Hi there. You see, up there? Those are two new ads for a certain good or service that consumers will soon be staring at. You might be wondering what the ads are for. This is a difficult thing to surmise because, thanks to our cropping, you cannot see the name of the brand or company these ads hope to promote. Also: It's hard to tell because the only thing you really see here is a pair of busty women nearly popping out of their shirts. So, take a guess what the ads are for. Hint: It is not for breast enlargement surgery. Hint 2: It's is not for Levi's, 'cause you know how those guys love to advertise their product by barely showing it.
Google searches seeking to verify the above video's authenticity have yielded nothing but links to other sites asking the same questions we have, so we're quick to assume this is yet another "viral" marketing campaign for some new movie or TV show. If it's not: Jesus, Aykroyd. What happened to you, man?
Update: It's a Ghostbusters III thing.
Palin's wearing off on McCain! Yes! Like a blob that simply absorbs whatever stands in its way, Sarah Palin's crazy inability to say anything rational when faced with even slightly difficult questions has overtaken her favorite running mate/father figure, destroying his mavericky image.
How else to explain this answer, puked out when Katie Couric asked McCain how he felt about Palin declaring to a group of supporters that she would have no problem invading Pakistan, a proclamation the Arizona senator called dangerous when opponent Barack Obama made it.
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OF COURSE HE WON'T "Shia LaBeouf will not be charged with drink-driving [sic] after he was involved in a car accident in Los Angeles. But the Indiana Jones star's licence could still be suspended because he refused a breathalyser test at the time, sheriff's officials said. 'Shia is most happy that he will not have to go to court,' said his lawyer, Michael Norris."
From the second half of Katie Couric's interview with vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin, airing tonight:
COURIC: Explain to me why [Alaska's proximity to Russia] enhances your foreign policy credentials.
PALIN: Well, it certainly does because our– our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia–
Um, what the hell just happened? No, seriously. I have never been more confused and at a loss for words than I am at this very moment.
I chose to witness the David Blaine Dive of Death from the comfort of my living room instead of trekking over to Central Park to hang out with Crazy Jennifer. The ABC special lasted over two hours — packed with filler and the host's false claims that David had stayed in an upside-down position for 60 hours — and Blaine still couldn't complete his stunt in time. He performed some of his world-famous card tricks, he caught a bullet in (a metal cup in) his mouth, and then he performed the Dive of Death. This DoD was never fully explained, so the DB-hating roommate and I just sat staring at the screen in utter confusion as he dove from a 44-foot-high platform while attached to a harness. He got stuck about halfway down and then was lifted back into the air. This is where things got really weird: The production crew flickered the lights on and off a few times and then cut away from David in the air, claiming he "vanished into the night." And … credits.
You know, I might have been willing to forgive David for his lack of a stunt if it ended in something truly awesome, but this? This was a waste of my time and could have been performed by a 5-year-old. I'm still confused.
[Video will be added as it is made available, but trust me ... if you stare at a dripping faucet for over two hours it will be infinitely more entertaining.]
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