Because she knows she's nothing but an urban Wiccan without the memory of her dead husband to give her street cred, Yoko Ono has again reminded the world that she used to be married to John Lennon, the best Beatle. This time it's to stand up for vegan maniac Heather Mills, the woman recently awarded $50 million in her divorce from Paul McCartney.

… Ono, who is 75, said: "All I can say is it's not very easy for a woman to be associated with The Beatles.

"I think all the wives did suffer, and I think quietly suffer. Suffer but endured, I would actually say."

She [said] that Heather needed to "do her very best and try to survive".

Everyone, please, bow your heads now and pray that Heather Mills finds a way to "survive" with that paltry 50 million fucking dollars. And also pray that Yoko finally gets her wish to live on Jupiter with space frogs.