Jessica Simpson's venture into the world of country music has been successful thus far — if you believe the things you read in Us Weekly or hear on the radio. So just how successful is she? Well, just look at this "packed house" (yes, the interviewers actually called it that) of fans who came to see Jess in person. It's amazing that no one was injured during the riot.
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We gathered from previews that You Don't Mess with the Zohan will likely be one of the worst movies of the summer, but now we are completely sure. This three-minute clip from the film features a cameo by Mariah Carey, and when she is one of the most entertaining things on the screen, you know you have a problem.
Stop the presses! Diddy has not changed his name back to Puff Daddy. It was all simply a rumor — except, you know, one of those rumors he started himself. But anyway, on to the main point of this YouTube video: Diddy wants everyone to know how awesome he is. Oh, and vote or die.
Pete Doherty just posted a new video to his YouTube account, and it is a complete and utter nightmare, to put it mildly. Amy Winehouse is still around, and the two have decided to nurture some tiny baby mice. Oh, and Pete's poor kittens are still miraculously alive. Hopefully PETA will stop putting whores in cages and actually do something worthwhile, like taking these innocent little animals away from the two worst pet owners on the planet.
Actor and former Scientologist Jason Beghe is the star of a new YouTube video that features him speaking out against his previous religion. We don't have our handy Scientology lingo handbook nearby, so it's a bit difficult to understand what he's talking about; however, it's fairly obvious that the guy is going to need about 100 new bodyguards to prevent a mysterious "suicide."
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Chris Crocker has developed quite an ego these days. The lone Britney fan reportedly posted a MySpace bulletin lashing out at Oh No They Didn't's lack of Crocker coverage, calling it discrimination: "I guess being legitimate doesn't count for much on gossip blogs," he says, pointing out that being legitimate means he appeared in cartoon form on the latest episode of South Park.
American Idol has admittedly been a bit boring lately without Danny Noriega, the finger-snapping, head-shaking teenager from the Top 24. Fortunately, Danny is not deserting YouTube, the stage where he wished us all a happy Christmas — oh, and by the way, he hopes Santa rapes your mother. Here is his latest video, where he announces his return to YouTube (we weren't aware he ever left) right before his Tourette's takes over.
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOUTUBE "The popular video-sharing site YouTube is giving contributors more details about who's watching their video clips and when, offering advertisers additional insights they can use to target their pitches. … Marketers who buy ads on YouTube already get a bevy of statistics about the performance of their ads. The new program breaks down viewership by day and shows the states or countries where most viewers are."
Today's the big day, y'all: Britney Spears guest stars on tonight's episode of How I Met Your Mother. Prepare for tomorrow's declarations of "She's Back!" and Chris Crocker's inevitable YouTube video campaigning for Brit's Emmy.
Here's a preview of some of tonight's scenes. Judge for yourself.
We remember the first time we laid eyes on Chris Crocker: He was screaming about Britney in a YouTube video, and we were frightened. And we mean really frightened, like we would have nightmares about him standing over our bed, watching us sleep. The guy just scares us. But in the course of a few months, we have grown numb to his ghastly appearance, and we were even able to look at these pictures for a solid 10 seconds. Baby steps.
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As every last miserable reprobate in the world continues to line up to take their place in the mostly tawdry annals of 21st century television, it seems implausible that there are some things station executives will not broadcast. "For what," you might ask, "could be less worthy of airtime than a game show in which a nice young man has his heart carelessly torn from his chest?" Many things, actually. And this is why I drop to my depraved knees, rickety from hours spent seated at a computer, and thank the Interlord for YouTube.
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Leave it to YouTube to lead a moral crusade against Jack Black. Some old school Nickelodeon fans are up in arms because Black's new movie, Be Kind Rewind, greatly resembles an episode of The Amanda Show circa 1999. It weirds us out that anyone remembers that, and we're even more bothered that someone cared enough to make a video for YouTube about it.
Overtly scary Britney Spears fan Chris Crocker claims the people at YouTube are trying to shut him down. He says that a video he posted to the site in which he complains about the dimly lit Internet and its homophobic citizenry has prompted YouTube deciders to take unfair action against his oh-so-popular clips. "YouTube doesn't support me!" he says defiantly before issuing a bold call to action: "I'm asking all of you, please, in the name of freedom, subscribe to my YouTube channel." In the name of freedom, people.
We hate sports, and we hate Nazis even more, so why a video focusing solely on those two things is hilarious to us we have no idea, but it is. Enjoy.
• Two Girls One Cup set the bar for "viral videos" in 2007. Everything else is as boring as this. [BWE]
• Michael Bolton on the beach! Slow down, ladies, you'll wreck the bandwidth. [DListed]
• A look back at the Beckhams? Nothing to see here. [PS]
• Gossip Girl guy giving groovy, grotesque glances. [EBG]
• It's that pretty woman Paz Vega from that ugly movie Spanglish. [HT]
• Rather than mess up her toenail polish, Mary Kate Olsen risks stepping on a hypodermic needle. Priorities! So! Backwards! [INO]
• "Life’s great for Ivanka Trump, who admits there are real advantages to 'being young, blonde and, if you will, looking a certain way.'" We will not. [ICYDK]
• "So the homecoming queen has taken to fucking the school janitor." [Yeeeah]
• Jack Osbourne is still having trouble deciding on a face. [CityRag]
Because hers is a name that shall continue to go unspoken here at Mollygood, we'll not show you the great video mocking her and her attention-starved gripes. Jossip will, though, while simultaneously introducing you to the type of literate, charming Jewesses to which our mind always returns when we let it wander. Click here for the coverage.
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Until today, we've never had a feeling comparable to the surge of sadness that filled our chest when our brother told us Santa wasn't real while our Mom was in the bank. What jarring secret's exposure could similarly shatter us? Prince is a proactive jerk!
Holden Lenz, 18 months old, is the pajama-clad star of a 29-second home movie shot by his mother in the family's rural Pennsylvania kitchen and posted last February on the popular video site YouTube.
Twenty eight people, mostly friends and family, had viewed the YouTube video by June, when mom Stephanie Lenz said she received an e-mail from YouTube informing her that her video had been removed from the site at the request of Universal Music Publishing Group, the recording industry's largest label, and warning her that future copyright infringements on her part could force the Web site to cancel her account.
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