Sometimes we think that we're too hard on the fashion industry. We consider that everyone within its clutches might not have their heads up their foie gras padded asses, drunk off champagne. And just when we're thinking of stopping by SoHo for a look around, some silkened puppet opens his mouth and we go scurrying back to the dive bars and thrift stores:

Designer Zac Posen told us: "So far, my most magical moment was with Demi Moore and Camilla Nickerson. We put Demi in a red siren dress that I made just for her. Demi looked gorgeous and was perfect in the dress. I remember that my T-shirt that day had holes in it that matched the clouds in the sky."

And then everyone feasted only on marshmallows! Purple ones! How whimsical!

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Of course, not everyone has the luxury of being able to step over Fashion Week as if it were an errant mess on a city sidewalk. Occasionally, notable people are present for – and even active participants in – the clamorous, glamorous hubbub. To these precious few (or is it gullible many) we briefly offer our attention and pity.

If you're wondering how a multiple felon gets prime seating at Fashion Week, you must remember that every show is held in a moral vacuum, similar to Hell and Congressional hearings. After the jump, more from Zac Posen.

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