The Sex and the City ladies are now taking Germany by storm, and thank goodness Sarah Jessica Parker decided against wearing another bird on her head. And is it just us, or is it odd that the movie still has yet to premiere in the city in which it's based?

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Though I've never heard of Zoo Magazine (and while I'm frustrated to discover there are still magazines that put the word "magazine" in their names), I must admit that "Retox" is probably the best title ever to accompany a Lindsay Lohan piece. Leave it up to the Germans to call it like it is despite controversy (boy, did that sound anti-Semitic). Now to figure out why they're doing an article on a loser who continually pisses away opportunity.

More from Zoo after the jump.

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