I've been wondering what the hold up was. Thank God DCFS is finally getting involved here.

she's rich…any charges against her will be buried. must be nice to be above the law.

Seriously. She was in a car accident while holding her damn dog. It's a miracle the same didn't happen while little man was cruising on her lap. I mean, you know she had to let go of the steering wheel to snatch a puff from her cig or a sip of Starbucks (or both!).

If she is suffering from a psychological illness (and it's either that or spontaneous retardation in my book), then get her help. But for God's sake, take the fuckin' kids away before they do get hurt. I've seen Vietnamese prostitutes who take better care of their kids, even while servicing American military. (Okay, that was in a movie, but it was based on true facts.)

Question: How does my sweet, seemingly normal Butterscotch Stallion [allegedly] try to kill himself, while this harpy runs around stoked on her life?

Thanks for the new pic. When the accident happened, I was waiting for an updated crotch shot. To my dismay, she's either really let it grow down there, or is wearing undies. Oh well.

I hope she doesn't get all Michael Jackson and show up for court in her jammies. Or whatever it is she would consider sleepwear. Shudder.

Poor Butterscotch.

Courtney, my guess is that Spears isn't someone who engages in self-examination or entertains self-doubt, that in her tiny mind she's perfect and blameless and couldn't possibly have anything to be concerned about. Heck, she didn't even have the sense to pull over, despite being followed by police with sirens on and lights flashing. I feel sorry for her kids; at the rate things are going, their future is likely to be one of little but turmoil, discord and confusion.

She looks like a rotisserie chicken.

Is it bad that I want her kids taken to see what else she does? I mean, her kids definately need to have supervised visits with her, at least. I'm just waiting to see the Brit-shit hit the fan.

Lord knows I don't want to see what she decides to shave next, but I'm really wondering what this chick could possibly do next.

Britney and Fed-Ex both need to be chemically sterilized, and neither of the two knob gobbling fucking retards deserves to have the kids. Fed-Ex is only doing this in a desperate play for more money, and Britney is in no condition to take care of anyone, including herself. She needs to be forced to go to a six month rehab at least, and that fucking numbnuts Fed-Ex should even be chemically castrated so that he doesn't breed anymore. URGH.