Along With The Tequila You'll Need To Sit Through The Show
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For all the brave souls that watch Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels, ohnotheydidn't is claiming they know who the final two are:

My boyfriend's friend was a sound guy on Rock of Love 2 and being the amazing bf that he is introduced us at a party so I could ask him who won. After a few drinks, he told me the final two were.

(No, it's not Frenchie — we just meez her, zu know?)

Spoiler after the jump.

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Destiney (not of the Miley Cyrus variety) and Heather, the 80s-haired hussy from last season, are rumored to make it to the final two. We weren't even aware that Heather was coming back as a contestant, so we're not fully on board. Can't he bring Frenchie back instead?

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Feb 1, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 15 Responses
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    No. 1 jujubees says:

    I remember seeing her in the spoilers for the season. I figured they either brought her back for a test or they were going to throw her in to make things spicy. Again, like my nachos. I think Heather knows what I mean. I'm glad if they do because she's got classy coming out the wazoo.

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    No. 2 fitmt says:

    YAY! I'm so glad they're bringing Heather back, I missed that hair.

    I really thought it was going to be Christy Jo and Megan.. that Destiny girl is a little scary.

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    99% of those girls are scary. They all have that stalker thing going on. You can just tell they all are no strangers to restraining orders.

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    No. 4 lale says:

    I was surprised that Brent didn't address the Heather issue in the show, so it doesn't surprise me. She looked good at the reunion show! I cannot believe that I like Rock of Love (I and II), but I seriously look forward to 9pm on Sunday nights.

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 4:41 pm
    No. 5 lale says:

    Juju, you're right about the scary stuff. Couldn't they find more attractive women (or dudes, in Frenchie's case?) who are willing to risk Herpes or The Drip for a chance to show the world what psychotic, alcoholic whores they really are?

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 4:48 pm
    No. 6 mae says:

    I didn't realise how much I could not care less until now.

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    No. 7 lale says:

    Awww. Mae, you're making me feel like a jerk. I shouldn't care, I know, but it's so entertaining.

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:13 pm
    No. 8 blah says:

    I saw the French tranny get booted off the show. I was sort of sad…I liked her, but only in the way I like looking at car accidents. I too saw Heather in one of the clips for the season but I thought it was so she could help choose who he should pick.

    That Destiny chick is just not skank looking enough. I like Bretts women to still be rocking the 80's hair.

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    No. 9 mae says:

    lale, its because Frenchie caused me to have a few sleepless nights because I was afraid of nightmares. She's like the BoogieMan.

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    No. 10 lale says:

    I like how they subtitle her in phonetics. Like I need to read "Zeez are my bwreasteses, and I weel be shehking zem oonabashadlee fowah zee duwation uv zee show." That, my friends, is why I never read the book "Forest Gump." Just write it in English so I don't have to think.

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    No. 11 chellelee79 says:

    Really? Heather? I thought she was just making a guest appearance. If Destiney plans on winning, she better get out her best 80's hair. And thanks to juju for the Bret's wig website. That's internet gold right there.

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    No. 12 jujubees says:

    I decided to shorten up Lale's use of alcoholic whores and call them, alcowhores.

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    No. 13 jujubees says:

    You are most welcome. Did you watch the video too? That really shows off the wig in it's full glory.

    Posted: Feb 1, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    No. 14 chellelee79 says:

    Oh yeah, it was great. I'm going to have to take OJ's mugshot/Bret's wig and use that as my MySpace default pic.

    Posted: Feb 2, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    No. 15 moveplease says:

    He can't find love - those girls are gross. What happened to the first one? She was cute!

    Posted: Feb 3, 2008 at 3:07 pm
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