The 2007 Teen Choice Awards aired last evening on Fox, and for some odd reason, Larry Birkhead was invited. (Choice Litigious Ex-Lover of a Late Junkie?) As usual, this annual recognition of mediocrity stood as a rock solid reminder of why teenagers aren't allowed to make very important decisions.

Winners and photos after the jump.

MOVIES

Choice Movie, Action Adventure – “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”
Choice Movie, Drama – “The Pursuit of Happyness”
Choice Movie Actor, Drama – Will Smith (“The Pursuit of Happyness”)
Choice Movie Actor, Action Adventure – Johnny Depp
Choice Movie Actress, Action Adventure – Keira Knightley (“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”)
Choice Movie Actress, Comedy – Sophia Bush (“John Tucker Must Die”)
Choice Movie Actor, Horror/Thiller – Shia LaBeouf (“Disturbia”)
Choice Movie Actress, Horror/Thiller – Sophia Bush (“The Hitcher”)
Choice Movie Actress, Drama – Jennifer Hudson (“Dreamgirls”)
Choice Movie Villain – Bill Nighy (“Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End”)
Choice Movie Hissy Fit – Ryan Seacrest (“Knocked Up”)
Choice Movie Breakout, Male – Shia LeBeouf
Choice Movie Breakout, Female – Sophia Bush
Choice Movie Dance – Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan (“Step Up”)
Choice Movie Chemistry – Will Smith and Jayden Smith (“The Pursuit of Happyness”)
Choice Movie Scream – Steve Carell (“Evan Almighty”)

TELEVISION

Choice TV Movie – “High School Musical 2”
Choice TV Show, Comedy – “Hannah Montana”
Choice TV Show, Reality/Variety – AMERICAN IDOL
Choice TV Actor, Comedy – Steve Carell (“The Office”)
Choice TV Actress, Comedy – Miley Cyrus (“Hannah Montana”)
Choice TV Breakout – America Ferrera (“Ugly Betty”)
Choice TV Male Reality/Variety Star – Sanjaya (AMERICAN IDOL)
Choice TV Female Reality/Variety Star – Lauren Conrad (“The Hills”)

MUSIC

Choice Music Single – “Girlfriend,” Avril Lavigne
Choice Music Male Artist – Justin Timberlake
Choice Music Female Artist – Fergie
Choice Music Rap Artist – Timbaland
Choice Music R&B Artist – Rihanna
Choice Music Breakout Artist, Female – Vanessa Hudgens
Choice Music Breakout Artist, Male – Akon
Choice Music Love Song – “With Love,” Hilary Duff
Choice Music R&B Track – “Beautiful Girls,” Sean Kingston
Choice Music Payback Track – “What Goes Around…Comes Around,“ Justin Timberlake

ADDITIONAL AWARDS

Choice Male Hottie – Zac Efron
Choice Female Hottie – Jessica Alba
Choice Comedian – Dane Cook
Choice Summer Movie, Comedy/Musical – “Hairspray”
Choice Summer Artist – Miley Cyrus
Choice V Cast Video – “The Hills”
Choice Song of the Summer – “Hey There Delilah,” Plain White T’s
Choice TV Show of the Summer – “Degrassi”

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