Babes in Babyland
While condoms are seeing a boom time in other parts of the world, it would seem that their North American sales have significantly decreased:
…Canadian singer, Avril Lavigne is pregnant…Avril is a month and a half pregnant and…her husband, Deryck Whibley, has been telling all his friends that he's excited to be a father…
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I think the baby will kill itself, I would if my mother was a skank.
I got a ten spot that says it comes out wearing a tie and suspenders.
Surely this is a sign of the apocalypse. Seriously, this girl is in no way ready for a child. She's a self-centered little snot, drinks too much, acts like an idiot all the time, and still thinks she's some kind of badass (having evidently not realized she sold out to the gods of pop a long time ago). She needs to grow up a LOT in q short period of time or this kid is going to be super messed up.
Is a baby the next little purse dog? Please don't let Paris know! Did we ever find out what happened to Tinkerbell?
wasn't she drinking hard liquor on new years? way to go avril.
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your mothering skills!
deimos, i was thinking the same thing. i could have sworn i saw pictures of her on new years w/a drink in her hand. perhaps i'm wrong…
I wonder if the baby does something wrong like…um I dont know…cry, she'll spit on it.
i'm with cooter on this one. i think celebabies will start a revolt and kill themselves.
this kid she's married too is the 2nd coming of billy idol('s hair.)
I never realized she married Aaron Carter.
Just so we are all on the same page - that will be the lest punk baby ever born. Freaking pop singers.
Dear everyone in the world with a uterus:
birth control
n.
1. Voluntary limitation or control of the number of children conceived, especially by planned use of contraceptive techniques.
2. A contraceptive technique.
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SM
Hey, she'll be a mother fucking mommy! I hope her kid talks like her! "Hey mommy, can I go the fuck out tonight?"
Fuckin babies.
Imagine Daddy's suprise when the kid comes out middle eastern!
they're saying it isn't true. But since they've been married for two years I don't see why they should use condoms.
What the sam hell is going on?! I'd like to see an article about people who AREN'T pregnant. Shit, next it's going to be Kat Von D. She's done cursed herself with that joke she tried to play on her crew.
Isnt she pregnant?
Did blah just post an LA Ink spoiler??
Sorry Kitch, I saw it over the weekend as I was sitting around inhaling junior mints. I thought that's how everone spends thier Sundays.
am I alone on that? (please no!)
It's just you. Is it better than inhaling poo fumes?
Does Hot Topic have a baby registry? Does Petit Tresor have a $100 black oneise that says "Rawkstar!" in rhinestones?
If so, I bet we'll find out
@ least shes been married for two yrs, i mean come on look @ nic richie she went from skank to o motherly one. so ca avril.
i think det brat isn t ready 4 a child(mislim ono strašno) i like deryck more hes so cool and i lovee his last album underclass hero
Her mommy did Not do her job in educating sweet Avril to always swallow in life. Open mouth, Not legs little darling. Maybe next time.