Nor Do They Mess With Her Crappy Movies
Blonde Ambition, the comparable Jessica Simpson’s latest celluloid abomination, opened over the weekend in the only place that would allow it into theaters: Texas.
The film was shown on only eight screens throughout Simpson’s massive chili bowl of a home state, grossing less than $1,200 in three days. (That means it made less than $50 per theater per day!)
We say this is equally embarrassing for Texas, movies and Jessica Simpson, though the people who saw it are more shameful than all three.
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ha!
Double ha!
There is just so much bad press surrounding this bitch. She needs to save a child from a burning building or some shit. Or, you know, quit making movies.
Ouch. I feel bad for the girl.
Texas is only embare asse’d that she keeps coming back here. WHY? Only papa Joe and the Paves want to hang with you. I don’t even think Ashley wants to be seen with her. And that is saying a lot by someone who has sex with douchetastic Pete Wentz.
Whatever juju, you know Ashlee is totes saving herself for marriage.
no, ashlee is saving herself for a straight guy. she longs for the day when she’ll no longer be a beard for prince douche. i’d call him king douche but spencer pratt still holds that title.
I don’t feel bad for her at all. She’s the ultimate scam artist - collecting millions for a talent she does NOT have.
True that deimos. She’s waiting for Ryan Cabrerra to come back into her lovelife.
The sight of Ryan makes me want to kick him in the face. Is he still dating Elvis’ grandaughter? Who’s still but a young teen to Ryans adult creepy man.
Dear Jessica,
YOU CANNOT ACT!
The suprising thing is that ANYONE went to her movie at all.