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You people need to back off. The Backstreet Boys are a great band. They have great music, and they are all great guys! I’d know! If they are still around when all the other “boy bands” have died, what does that tell you? That they are still good and THEY DO still have fans! SO BACK OFF! All you’re doing is ticking off all the fans. You really need to find something else to do with your life if all you can do is sit around talking smack about celebrities who haven’t even done anything but supply us with good, clean music. Why don’t you go and talk smack about the freaks who can’t sing and what-not, and leave my boys alone!

Dear bsbnumber1fan,

At your behest, I considered the continued, oft-annoying radio presence of the Backstreet Boys. I thought about what that meant and the Boys' "clean music" and their ticked off fans and, for a fleeting moment, I thought you might be right about them. And then I remembered that the Backstreet Boys entity is a manufactured product disguised lightly and intentionally as a band, but whose main purpose is actually to shill t-shirts. Then I stopped thinking about them, because commercials are fucking stupid.
Best,
Cord

PS This guy's 29 and still calling himself a "Boy," what does that tell you?

More of this boy after the jump.

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Aug 31, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 21 Responses
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  • Comments (21)

    No. 1 Kitchy says:

    You know, I think the comment was idiotic and all, but why not reply in the thread with your "best" rather than make a whole new post with the sole purpose of mocking?

    I get that you like the Bale and Beckham posts to mock, but at least those serve other purposes at the same time.

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    No. 2 blah says:

    Is he wearing skinny jeans? I thought those were privy only to anorexic girls in Hollywood.

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    No. 3 Kitchy says:

    And Pete Wentz.

    Oh wait. Pete does fit that criteria.

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    No. 4 gayledi says:

    Why do they call them bands? Bands play instruments, these guys are a group (of wankers).

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    No. 5 jujubees says:

    The chains do not make this more manly.

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    No. 6 sar says:

    Are you kidding? I think it's great that he featured a comment as a post.

    I saw AJ on Cribs once… it surprised me how frail he was, and how high his voice was.

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    No. 7 Kitchy says:

    I'm not kidding. I think it's shitty. Par for the course, but shitty.

    Including it in a wrap-up of quotes, like he used to do with "Mollygood, Bad and Racist"? That's funny.

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    No. 8 jujubees says:

    I love cribs in general just for the fridge scene. I wish they'd let us see their medicine cabinets.

    Over here is my oxycotin and on the right is my ritalin. This here is my medicinal marijuana, and I like to keep my coke in my caboodles with my loose face powder. I just hate when I get them confused.

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    No. 9 sar says:

    I totally forgot about Mollygood, Bad and Racist! Aww! Bring it back with HYOS!

    lol juju…Mariah Carey's was my favorite. She is so insecure :(

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    No. 10 sar says:

    p.s. did he sprain both ankles, or is there another reason he's wearing rockable foam shoe braces?

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    No. 11 jujubees says:

    I know. I loved her room that was just for her fans. Wasn't it all butterfly's or lambs? I would like her closet but would have to remove some the the bandage strips she calls dresses.

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    No. 12 jujubees says:

    I just thought he had crappy shoes.

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    No. 13 Mayjah says:

    I went to a Backstreet Boys concert 10 years ago. I was 12. It sucked. However, I did buy a t-shirt…and a poster.

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    No. 14 cypress says:

    Maybe they can adopt K-Fed in their group and update the name to K-Fug-backstreet-boils.

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    No. 15 music is life says:

    Ok, the Beach Boys are like 100, and still called boys, just for that part.

    As for BSBs 'clean' music, obviously the original commenter never listened to If You Want it to Be Good Girl, or the album version of Lay Down Beside Me (they have to remove a verse in concerts), or Poster Girl or a couple others that I can't pull off the top of my head. Just because they don't curse in every (any) song don't mean it's clean honey!!!

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 10:05 pm
    No. 16 sar says:

    If You Want It To Be Good Girl is the only one I know but with Nick's favorite Parislike baby-voice, I would have a hard time taking it seriously. Digital Get Down is dirtier than that song. "if… i'm not home, here's what you do, leave a message. you know the kind i like to get back to." spicy!!

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 10:32 pm
    No. 17 music is life says:

    Yeah But Digital Get Down is N Sync, so I wasnt commenting on them

    Posted: Aug 31, 2007 at 11:12 pm
    No. 18 sar says:

    I was. I'm officially abandoning this thread.

    Posted: Sep 1, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    No. 19 evil twin says:

    We at Tom-ba Juice corporation demand the reinstatement of HYOS and Mollygood, Bad and Racist. Get with it, Bunnie. We are giving you one week.

    Best,
    evil twin
    VP of Sales for Tom-ba Juice
    on behalf of the Executive Board

    Posted: Sep 2, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    No. 20 bsbangil says:

    ok well ill start off with this - im a huge bsb fan. no surprise there, right?! i really think everyone is entitled to their own opinion! thats great - u dont have to like them - i couldn't care less! the thing is didn't ur mother ever teach u - if u don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. granted this is what it it is but i would think that u would have things u liked & could talk about far more than how u don't like the bsb & wouldn't that b time better spent - instead of whinin. as far as i'm concerned i love their music, i enjoy their concerts & when i've met them they have been really cool, nice, down to earth guys! & lets b honest if u made the money they do from selling t-shirts - u wouldn't right!? please! anyway, i guess that makes 2 of us!!!

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 1:41 am
    No. 21 April says:

    angil

    Posted: Sep 4, 2007 at 9:22 am
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