Javier Bardem, star of the upcoming Coen brothers movie No Country for Old Men, is said to be dating fellow Spanish thespian Penelope Cruz.
Cruz showed up at the New York Film Festival this weekend with…Bardem, and the two were "very touchy-feely," our spy said. "They held hands when they thought no one was watching, and she kissed his cheek, and he put his arm around her." Saturday night, they showed up with Bono to the premiere party for "No Country for Old Men" at Gabriel's, sat in the back room and left together.
While still in its infancy, if Bardem and Cruz's relationship results in them having a child on American soil, expect anti-immigration fanatics to do nothing, under the "Rich and/or Beautiful" exemption.
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Cord, I think you'd really dig this essay - I ran across it on Orson Scott Card's website a few weeks ago.
http://www.ornery.org/essays/w.....-26-1.html
"When Serbians ask why we bombed them for trying to expel native Albanians from Kosovo, when we're doing the exact same thing, we don't bother answering. We don't have to answer. We're the world's only superpower, and therefore everything we do is right.
The Serbians keep asking: The Kosovars had a terrorist organization; where were the bombings and killings by illegal Mexican immigrants?
To which we self-righteously reply: The Kosovars were the original inhabitants of the land you were trying to expel them from.
To which they reply: Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, and parts of several other states — they were all part of Mexico before America invaded and took that land. Don't talk to us about original inhabitants! Where's our apology, now that you're doing ethnic cleansing too?
It's not ethnic cleansing, we carefully reply. It's not because they're Spanish-speaking brown-skinned people that we think they posed a danger to America. It's because they didn't have green cards."
Orson Scott Card was full of crazy last time I read anything on his website.
I'm glad Ms. Cruz has finally decided to find a paramour with some actual talent. After the naked bongo/bonghit man, the couchjumper and the blandest man alive (besides Chris O'Donnell) I was afraid she'd lost her mind.
i love "the naked bongo/bonghit ma" for that very reason - but you are right, she is above him
uh. . this dude is not falling under any beautiful exemption. i dont know if its this picture but homeboy is fug! pene is way to cute for this guy.
Why throw that barb in about anti-immigration fanatics??? I mean people should be coming to this country legally!! Waiting in line and getting your papers, getting your AIDS test, getting a TB test, and making sure you're background is not crime riddled…. I know all about it, as a Canadian, who got my papers!! You have your papers, it's great to have American babies!!