And the number one movie this weekend will be…

Is it just me, or is Cord totally crawling out of the closet before our very eyes?

Did they stop in a restraunt and lay on the woman's bathroom floor.

He did just call himself gay. And time traveling is sort of gay in and of itself. Gay times two!

Quick, Bunnie. EDIT!!

Too late, I saw it. I'm blabbing to everyone. But I need to ask. What is gayer, Gay Time Traveler or Gay Wizard?

I wonder who Bunnie's beard is.

Well, since all wizards are gay, a gay time traveler is more shocking, therefore, gayer!

Right?

Yes, but……..Gay is right in the title. It's not just, Time Traveler.

But nobody expects a time traveler when they pop in so unless they have a t shirt on reading, Gay Time Traveler. They wouldn't know. Unless he has major gay face. There are just so many variables.

Your right, Wizard is more gay.

My bad, you said Time Traveler so then I agree or disagree? I can't keep up, is it too early to start drinking? It is ANTM day.

This is true. Bianca makes me crave wine.

It's like an IQ test. If all wizards are gay and all gays are time travelers. Are all wizards time travelers?

I have no idea what I just typed. But a time traveling wizard. Totes gay.

Where is j_b today? He should really weigh in on this, considering he's our main gay and all.

Well if the time traveler popped in the wrong entrance, I'd feel safe assuming it was in fact a gay time traveler.

This is exactly like a conversation I would have had after a spliff. Except there would be way more, Woooooooow, you just blew my mind, Dude.

hey cord's finally less attractive!

what a joke.
Toothy, no one cares that you're gay- you don;t have to pull this shit.

If Cord was always the dominate one in his relationships, no wonder he gets so pissed at his harem of hags. We always have the upper hand. It's ok, baby, we're just going out with our girlfriends on Saturday for a couple of drinks. We'll call you sometime next week, or maybe not.

Seems like Witherspoon comes from a fine family indeed. Seriously "and you'll always control the relationship", oh that just screams healthy.

And I'm simply at work. I need to write a book or something. The crap I think about eneds publishing, stat!

WHAT?? WOW, that was confusing!

Reverse psycology always works well in a relationship.

am i the only one here who sees a bit of flab on our man jake? what happened to those hard flat abs from "the day after tomorrow". this is bullshit!

as for cord, major gayface. 'nuff said.

Yes, I too see his spare tire. He's the kind of guy that 5 pounds makes a difference. I feel his pain.

james, do you really think Cord has gayface? I don't see it. Is my gaydar off or what? As for flabbykins Jake, yes, I noticed. Because I'm a bitch.

i think that "falb" or "spare tire" is super endiring, but i like junk in the trunk.

Also, hes leaning a bit and the flab is to one side

I think he's trying to poke the tiger. I see no gayface. Just a look of superiority after a few glasses of wine.

oh and j_c tonight tonight!!!!!! are you going?

condolences evil (not sorry, cuz im not)

LOL….we're all bitches ET. this is a bitch-safe zone.

cord has a little twinkle in his eye…it could be a bisexual twinkle. i don't think he's completely straight…i'm trying not to get thrown off by his drag act and the fact he's a new yorker, so it's kinda tough to judge. but there's something not completely straight about his eyes (i'm going by that huge photo he posted of himself with another blogger at that janet jackson thing…maybe the booze was affecting the his eyes, who knows?)plus he looks like every cute twink you see in gay porn …i'm just sayin' there's a lot of smoke.

you mean me april? am i going? wish i was…i'm working til 7 and i can't afford to pay 4 grand for a ticket, LOL. don't tell me you got tickets…or you gonna get blitzed at one of the bars in fenway?

Where is this picture at Janet's concert. You know I'm not only a hussy but also lazy. I can only picture him with a wig and caca eyebrows.

What, tonight is ANTM night!

Love does that to people, they get all comfortable and put on a few. Of course I also heard weight gain is a side affect of gay time travel. True story.

But seriously. Perhaps he's bulking up and bearding out for a role that Peter Jackson will ultimately decide he isn't pretty enough for and give it to, say, Brendan Fraser instead.

What's good for the Gosling is good for the Gyllenhaal?

i have class, im going to be listening to the rules of federal civil procedure while the fucking redsox are in the world series… but after class im gonna beg scaplers for a good price. (The game will be half over, so they may offer face value.. or a little above)

LOL…april, you'll get a better view of the game in one of the bars down there with a 50 inch plasma screen anyway. and juju's just reminded us ANTM is on but what can we do…sox come first (can't believe i just said that).

i say the sox sweep and win the series in four games!!

I hope Manny Ramirez takes an inside pitch to the throat. What?!? I'm allowed to be bitter, aren't I?

eeeeh true enough.

Im down for a sweep, as long as its a tight game.. i like a real tight game (in which the sox win at the end of course)

I almost don't want them to win in 4.. only becasue I want it to come back to fenway for the win.

be bitter all you want et - ill give this to the indians they played damn good… just not good enough but damn good. jhonny is a killer

awww…ET, come let me hug you (while i look at april and snicker behind your back).

They played great until they choked like Kirstie Alley at the brunch buffet in the last two games. How fucking embarrassing. And they all grew grizzly man beards. We have some hot men on our team, I want them to show that to me, not hide under some crazy beard.

I can't get into baseball. I think it's because I got lost at an Orioles game once. I was like 5 and we were in this sky box thing and I wanted popcorn. So instead of going to the popcorn thing in the skybox, I wandered out into the stadium. When I tried to make my way back I ended up at one of the bleacher entrances and completely freaked out because all I could see was the diamond and it looked gigantic. I promptly started crying before being found by our friends who owned the sky box.

True story. Or maybe it was a bad dream. Either way.

omg jennson benningon (or whatever) is gorgeous.

but hes no drew or pedroia… i love drew… i dont care what anyone ANYONE says

Casey Blake is my man, followed closely by Grady Sizemore.

gotta go run errands and actually work (pffft!) til 5 or so…hopefully someone will be around when i come back. kisses.

Go Sox! (and ET…there's always next year for your indians…heh heh).

I think it sounds like my next movie. Home Alone 10, Lost At the Game. Your pain is my future beach house.

james, I'm am kicking you in the balls, while I give you a nice sloppy kiss. You really know the way to my heart.

That sounds like foreplay to me.

It was traumatic. I still get cold sweats.

Can I at least visit?

Sorry j_b and et… next year it's the Cubbies turn. (99 years and counting)

I like a real tight game too. But afterwards, if there's a pink sock… uh oh bad news.

/wait what?
//sorry wrong thread.

I enjoy a tight end myself.

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Jakey Pooh needs to stop gulping those protein shakes. He's getting love handles.

eeeeew. You were like Reese in college?

I doubt there is a love child. If there is than Reese is going to rip him a new one.