carson daily is VERY unfortunate looking.

seriously wtf is wrong with him? does anyone remember when he first came on the scene and he was kinda cute? kinda?

I am sure that Guiness is the closest thing he has had to a meal in weeks.

I bet that's the first time he's ever gone near anything that resembles beer. He looks like a wine cooler kind of guy to me.

He looks like he might have a thyroid problem, but that could be because he looks a little buggy around the eyes. He also looks like he's getting hammered in the butt for beer in the second photo, but that's more of a prostate thing than a thyroid thing, so I doubt it's related.

He has sphincter lips (see also: Baldwin, Stephen).

Lily, I was thinking the same thing. And the buggy eyes don't help.

I wonder if a shared eating disorder is what drew him to Tara Reid?

As Alton Brown says, "a pint's a pound the world around." Good to see it holds true.

seriously, what is going on with him? what would be wrong enough with you that your eyes bug out?

Have to agree with the thyroid issue. Hyperthyroid causes weight loss along with exophthalmos(bug eyes) but you would think he would have had that checked out. On a more important note I cannot wait to have my pints tomorrow at the big St Pattys day parade. YUM!

MRSFAVRE! I love your name! But it breaks my heart at the same time.

I don't know why, but Carson's picture reminded me of that time in Thailand when I was trying to put on my right shoe that was somehow suddenly too small. Then I took my foot out and a frog hopped out. AAAAWWWWW.

You are such a softy, I mean pussy, Ilz. Dang!

I take back the Guiness being a meal, it was, at best, a snack. Homeboy only took A sip.

He really just should kill himself. Now.

Lisa(#1): Beautiful! That was, for me, the pun of the week.

Your appreciation means so much. Cockles = warmed.

THIS BEER SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME! HOW MANY CALORIES ARE IN IT? WHAT? THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I'M DRINKING THIS MOTHER F^@#$!!!

Ha! You too? It's just so Chelseasy.

HA! Its no tribute pussy!

You could totally make a DalyLOL out of the post's pic with "Surprizze Buttsecks!"

I smell what you're steppin in Lisa.

Okay. This is EXACTLY why I don't go out anymore.

I see a nice person to that I might want to talk to. I approach. I say, " Hey, how you doing?" And I wink.

I ALWAYS get this look.

I just choose to stay home now.

Carson. Calm down. Swallow your beer. I don't want anything.

I'm going home.

Bartender, can you call a taxi for me? Thanks doll.