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Bruce Willis is one of the finest role models in America for this simple fact: he went bald with grace and dignity you won't generally see in an actor. Normally, balding screen stars cling to their thinning locks like children to recess. They'll wear ridiculous wigs and shitty hats, and they'll try to distract your attention from their head with colorful diversions. Fuck all that.

Bruce said, "Yippie-kay-ya, motherfucker, I'm getting rid of it." That's a manly thing to do.

I'm not saying hair's not an important part of a person's aesthetic, but sometimes it's gotta go. It's like your grandmother.

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Apr 11, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 13 Responses
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  • Comments (13)

    No. 1 Samantha says:

    Bruce is sexy

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    No. 2 Be Adequite! says:

    While it sucks that "older" men are totally acceptable to Hollywood, but hottie "older" women are not- I'd still let Bruce do any number of illegal and/or dirty things to me… I'd take him over those pansies Pitt or Timberlake any day.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    No. 3 Kitchy says:

    Bruce looks better bald, in my opinion. He's still hot, I'd still nail him.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    No. 4 stupidsexyflanders says:

    bruce is smokin hot..yeah, he is a real man..and I agree with Be Adequite..you can leave pitt to angie and justin to whoever..bruce is all mine (in my dreams of course)

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    No. 5 arieschic says:

    yes I agree with you all. I would rather have Bruce than that assclown, Ashton any day.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    No. 6 BabyYaYa says:

    Somebody doesn't like Jeremy Piven…

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    No. 7 Kitchy says:

    I'd still do Brad Pitt eight ways to Sunday, but I don't find Timberlake and Kutcher even remotely attractive.

    I used to think I liked Jeremy Piven, but not in a sexy way. Recently I'm finding that he appears to be an arrogant and self-centered jackass.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    No. 8 Helen Skor says:

    Bald is beautiful. And Bruce is one beautiful man.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 1:43 pm
    No. 9 Mr. Enemabag Jones says:

    Obviously you don't remember the ridiculous hair plugs Mr. Willis had implanted in the late eighties, just after the first, "Die Hard." It's only recently that he, "…went bald with grace and dignity…" Before that? Total freak out complete with hysterical screaming, uncontrollable crying and shouts of, "Why me?" through phlegm covered lips.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    No. 10 MissV says:

    For the record, Bruce has worn his fair share of bad toupees and stupid hats over the years. But, yes, he is far sexier and cooler than Jeremy Piven….even if he *did* make out with Courtney Love.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 1:57 pm
    No. 11 Krista says:

    The thing about Bruce is he's blessed with a nicely shaped head and manly features. You have to feel a little sorry for the men who aren't, and so can't quite pull off the fully-bald look.
    And also, Jeremy Piven sucks.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    No. 12 Be Adequite! says:

    Methinks Mr. Enemabag is going bald himself??? Embrace the badness and the baldness.

    Krista good point about a perfectly-shaped noggin…that is crucial.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    No. 13 Timothy says:

    Wasn't it Bruce willis Conviced Halle Berry to shave her Head look at him.

    Posted: Apr 11, 2007 at 5:35 pm
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