I'm just guessing…but are those two words..
"Turkey" & "Bacofoil"?

I was going to go with "Sewer" and "rat"…

I like how she can tell you to fuck off with one hand but then pose with the other.

fat legs, old hag or coke whore

eight ball?

I wonder what kind of water is in those bottles?

Bong water. Der.

If she gets desperate maybe she can filter the water, dry it, and smoke it? She'll obviusly have to screw someone smart enough to figure out how to do that. But anybody smart enough to come up with such a filtration system would never sleep with her.

I will go with "butt" and "plug." Given the forced smile and tension in her legs she is holding something in there. The little birdie is for the newest lover who popped the bp in before they went out.

How about, be adequite??? No??? What about, dried up? Rode hard? Dumb slut?

Maybe she's just retaining an amazing shit.

Two words: "used up"

Apocolypse Now

she has thunder thys lately

She's also getting all kinds of ass in Italy.

I don't know why, but something deep inside me wants me to like her. It's like being in that relationship where all your friends tell you she/he's an asshole, and logically you know that shit ain't right, but you just can't stop loving them.

"European Sex-Spree?" Oh wait, that's three words.

eeeewwwwww
Dirty fat legs…I can't stand her!

Fuck me? No Lindsay Lohan. Fuck you.