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Rumors have it that Beyonce is pregnant with Jay-Z's baby, which is what led them to hurry their wedding. Beyonce is a Christian and was worried about looking like horny street trash. Older, more persistent rumors suggest Jay-Z is a gay man, which would be diametrically different from the former whisper. We don't care either way, as both a child to rear and a loveless marriage are good reasons for Beyonce to stop singing, and that's all that matters.

May 1, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 7 Responses
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    Comments (7)

    No. 1 maria says:

    Usher, Kanye and Jay-Z have all been accused of being gay. That's it I'm going to read Khalil Amani's new book, "Hip-Hop Homophobes: Origin & Attitudes Towards Gays & Lesbians In Hip Hop Culture; As Perpetrated By Rappers, Thugs, Athletes, Reggae Rastas & Religionists; Essays On A 3,000 Year Old Polemic Against Homosexuality; A Religious Hoax!"

    /that's seriously the title

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 9:57 am
    No. 2 Devon says:

    Well, they've been together for 6 years, it was bound to happen anyway. So it's not like it's shotgun.

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    No. 3 Mammoth says:

    OMFG maria. where can i get that book? that sounds awesome.

    helluva title.

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 3:39 pm
    No. 4 maria says:

    There ya go Mammoth a direct link to amazon…$10.21 and it's yours.
    http://www.amazon.com/Hip-Hop-.....0595475418

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 4:13 pm
    No. 5 lale says:

    Beyonce isn't the family whore- her sister is. That's why she had to get herself married at the ripe old age of 17. I'm guessing Bey knows all about the Yaz.

    Posted: May 1, 2008 at 5:48 pm
    No. 6 ilnazhad says:

    I'm not a ladies man
    I'm a lady, man
    Let me handle my lady, damn

    Throw ya diamonds in the sky if ya feel the vibe…

    Posted: May 2, 2008 at 12:05 am
    No. 7 Amera says:

    If Beyonce was a Christian, she wouldn't have been having sex before marriage.

    Posted: May 3, 2008 at 12:09 am
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