A friend of a friend from college (this already sounds credible doesn't it) didn't have a belly button either. Her nickname was Smoothie. Something about complicated lady-parts procedures or defects or something? I dunno.

She's a clone or alien, it's the only explaination.

She's a robot.

Ok so I was actually interested enough to research this no belly button and it happens when people are born with the umbilical cord internally instead of externally. So essentially their intestines are on the outside and must be corrected with surgery, leaving them with no belly button.

Neither Adam nor Eve had a belly button, either.

Adam West and Eve Arden had no belly buttons?

But Adam and Steve had belly buttons, just located slightly south.

The no bellybutton is freaking me out, man!

Is that what happened to Barbara Eden's character on "I Dream of Jeannie?"

I think she left in search of belly buttons, if I recall the E True Hollywood Story correctly.

So let me get this straight. This goregous super model person was born with their innards on the OUTSIDE, noods?

Come on folks, she's too hot to have a belly button. Hell, she doesn't even have an asshole. Girls that pretty don't fart or shit. She absorbs nutrients from the air around her. That's how she stays so thin.

So it seems her outtie was an all outtie, but as Alice so eloquently stated, belly buttons are overrated.

i used to model with her years ago - she has a belly button but its just messed up… she was born somewhere in eastern europe where the health care isnt that great… it looks different when you see it in person

she isnt a robot lol, but she is super super sweet

shoot i'd be skinny too without my intestines

woooo we have a super model reading mg!

i feel so fancy all of a sudden!

where's my wind machine.

i have died of laughter at no. 16.

Anyhow, The Curious Case Of Benjamim Button looks like it's going to be terrific.