We're not usually the type to agree with the boomers who rant about how our youth are being polluted by a society that abuses sex in pop culture, but when seven-year-olds are behaving exactly like people do in the worst of rap videos, we have to admit that perhaps there's something to that argument.
Don't watch the video above if you don't want to begin your day with something awfully depressing.
Well, I guess I should at least finish my Crusty-O's before I kill myself…
This is the wrongest thing I've ever seen.
That's not depressing, that's encouraging!
Their parents should all be lined up side by side, and one person should run all the way down the line with their hand out and smack each and everyone of them in the face, and then they should run backwards and backhand them too.
That is some fine parenting skills on display right there.
Good LORD! Freak Dancing is NOT the "new" hula hoop.
(Some of our parents in the olden days used to think that the hula hoop was mighty suggestive.
They even went as far as to say, "this could lead to DANCING" *gasp*. If they could see it now…)
Get these babies started in a hopscotch game, and fast!
OK so who will report this to the police?
I would be more disturbed by this, but I just finished watching a puppet show my daughter has been putting together all morning. It consisted of two laundry baskets for a stage, pictures she drew of a wolf, a tiger, a bear, a little girl, and a dragon, which she cut out and pasted on popsicle sticks, and wrote a play about them all going on an adventure together. I think my scenario is more of the norm.
Anyways, who am I to judge if some parents want to raise their children to be their party pals rather than productive members of society? It certainly has made millions for the Lohans. And we all know money makes everyone happy and everything all better.
I'll do it.
"Hello, 911? There are infants freak dancing on the internets? Yeah, it made me vomit my cereal. Can you do something? Oh - can you get me some more Crusty-O's, too? That was my last bowl. Yeah, of course I'd like to press charges. Okay. Thanks."
"Wait, can you do something about the Lohans, too?"
Those kids parents need their ass kicked.You could tell that the little girl was being told what to do by someone off camera. My son is just starting school and to think that this is the type of stuff that my son could be exposed to in school.
Damn whippersnappers! In my day we only danced within a 5 foot proximity, we just sort of mimed slow dancing without even touching…now get off my lawn!
That couldn't have been an ADULT filming this. Could it??
Sick as heck, where do they learn this crap? Their parents should be ashamed. Someone call CPS!
Those parents don't need to be slapped. They need to be sterilized.
I agree, Suck, but I'd like to add all the Lohan children ass well before it's too late. Stop the madness!
(STM, I wasn't summoning you, I was actually saying "Stop the madness, but I would love to hear what you have to say. Where are you?)
Wait - I'm not okay with eugenics. Oh, I'm so conflicted right now.
Shit. I don't usually typo.
"Stop the madness" is what I was saying, not just a dangling quote.
The Lohans all need to be sterilized too. Is it too late to abort Lindsey and her old lady sister?
And did I really say "ass well?" Jeebus, someone help me. I lost my Crusty-O's and I am not well.
Can we start taking bets on who becomes a parent first, little Jimmy or little Sally?
I need to go scour my eyes out with a brillo pad.
What freaking adult tells a small child how to- scratch that- HOW DID THAT CHILD EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?
I'm glad I didn't watch it. The paused image is enough for me. Society as a whole is a terribly disturbing thing.
Reminds me of my friend's kids. No, seriously. Of course, she never should have been a parent either.
thanks to the disclaimer i avoided the play button. britneys cheeto mess was enough for me today.
Gee…I wonder why there are so many problems in the world? If we fixed the root - parenting - just think how much better this world would be. "Honey, just dance like a hoochie and you can grow up to be in your generations Kanye video. Mommy will be so proud!" Sick…
Is it wrong that I want to beat those parents to a bloody pulp? This makes me SICK. God, pull the plug.
You know Sarah, I heard if you lite a candle in a dark room and look into a mirror and say Stop The Madness 3 times, she will appear. Just have plenty of top shelf booze on hand.
There is nothing any of us can do to stop civilization from "progressing". So little kids are learning to grind eachother, it's human nature. We are sexual beings. Yes it's sad to watch cuz you want kids to be cute and innocent, but you've got little girls being sold into prostitution all over the planet and I don't see ANYONE doing anything about it. We are a cruel species consumed with having sex and making more of the species, be fruitful and multiply everyone! Those kids are just doing what the bible says, and isn't that what we want? good christian children having as many good christian welfare babies as the planet will allow? it's time to thin the heard.
That was very appalling. I can't believe that this went on with other adults in the background cheering them on like they was performing in the the school of arts. Yes, pop culture may be raunchy, but even in some of the videos i have seen i've not seen so much contact, and never a man who got in the "doggie style" position. Those kids looked like grown ups in the 21 and over club, and even some of us don't dance like that, this is sad, and its seems they don't even have a chance, and is about to enter the world of promiscuity.
Stop The Madness.
Stop The Madness.
Stop The Madness.
Where is she?
A future prostitute and her pimp!!!! At least the participants in rap videos are ADULTS. Where is child wellfare?????
C'mon, people. Remember Footloose? Let them dance, let them dance!
WTF IS FN WRONG W/THE WORLD!!!!!!! AHH IM LIKE SPEACHLESS BUT I HAVE SO MUCH 2SAY
Elronj!!!! Are you insane!!!!! I saw footloose and not only was that VERY far from the dancing on this video, they were in high school not pre-school!!!!
*appears in a cloud of smoke*
*waves hand back and forth in order to see more clearly*
crap, i forgot my drink.
*disappears in a cloud of smoke*
Actually, this is not American culture. Listen to the music and the speech. It's reggaeton, and the people are speaking Spanish. Still a sad sight though…
Oh. Well. I take back my previous outrage, then - see, I thought these were AMERICAN children. Bring on the infant Latin freak dancers! Ole!
Dammit, STM. You're never there when I need you anymore.
i'm just happy to see another young girl gain popularity amongst her peers, and thus self esteem, by exploiting her own sexuality! i think its good. real good. real nice. i also really liked how the boy just stood there and followed her ass with his crotch. perfect. she's going to have a backache later. who is going to get her to the chiropractor?
I can't decide what is more depressing; the video showing kids having pretend intercourse or the comments that are trying to justify it. *sigh*
I'd say we're doomed as a species, but that's not true. Clearly we will reproduce no matter what.
Great subtext to the header! LMAO
whats disturbing is that there are other kids in the background getting their "freak" on too. that clinches it. i've officially lost faith in the human race
They are Dominicans. For some reason, they seem to think this is acceptable behavior. This and urinating on the street while having a conversation with their buddies while blasting this music at 3:00 AM. But hey, they have great ball players they're very proud of!